Steven Likes

These are the Olympics they don't teach you about in school.

They're all saying "DON'T KILL US!"

This guy is good. Not even he can make himself laugh.

He also ate $50,000 in non-consecutive, unmarked bills and his gun. The judge said the time he spent on the toilet was punishment enough.

She must be having her monthly red ring of death.

Spoiler Alert: He fails.

They're imitating their favorite players.

It's a good thing he'll never have an opportunity to take his anger out on people!

Dance class at the School for the Deaf.

He danced when he should have punched, it's a common amateur mistake.

If you can't handle this, then you shouldn't be inside a kidnapper dinosaurs death castle.

Jump! Juuuuump!

I've got a long way to go. I still can't hang up the phone without crying.