Man, those pilgrims were d*ckheads.

Two girls, one producer.

These moves are perfect for protecting yourself without earning anyone's respect.

Haha, they think they're gonna drown.

This kid can't live without bacon, but he won't live with it. It's a catch 22.

This will be funny one day, as long as he doesn't grow up to kill somebody.

"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"

Normally we would tell you not to try this at home, but this is actually completely safe! It just LOOKS dangerous.

Now that's what I call a fire-crotch! Hahahah.... Ha. Okay, we should take him to the hospital.