Jake Simon
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National article on Wednesday, May 7So, you think your roommate is a Mossad agent...
So you think your undergrad-assigned roommate may be a Mossad agent? Here are a few tips to help you decide:1. She knew your blood type before you ever even met. 2. Her "cool party gag" is disassembling your laptop in less than 25 seconds.3. She...
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Wrote an article on Friday, May 2Cosmo. For Elephants.
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Wrote an article on Thursday, May 1
Final Exam Instructions
Final exam instructions administered by regular proctor: "Good afternoon students. Today you will be taking your final examination for Introduction to British Literature. Please remember that this is a closed book exam. Students may under no...
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Wrote an article on Tuesday, Apr 22
Bloodlust Ninja Mutiny
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Wrote an article on Sunday, Apr 20
Alternative Taglines For "88 Minutes"
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Liked an article on Saturday, May 24Away Message Break Up
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Liked a video on Friday, May 9
Hardly Working: American Psychos
You like Hardly Working videos? Their early work was a little too New Wave for my taste. But then...
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Liked an article on Thursday, May 8
Cosmo. For Elephants.
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Liked an article on Thursday, May 8
Your Body's Night Out
4:45 PMStomach: Cool, he's napping. That's good, I need all the energy I can get to work on those two crunchwrap supremes he just plopped down here.Colon: Sorry, gotta do my 'thang.Stomach: Colon! You just woke him up! I'm not even halfway done...
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