I had lunch at Dave's BBQ and these were by the front entrance.
"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
"Dis is Bob Swerski, fillin in for my brudder Bill who is recovering from his most recent heart...
If this guy had any more talent, he'd actually be on the team!
Bring your baseball gloves, kids. World champion anvil shooter Gay Wilkinson is going to show you...