About Me
“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes Buffalo Wings, because that's what He's getting”
"It takes a big man to cry, but an even bigger man to laugh at that man"
"My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.”