Jbenz

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About Me I am a Creative Writer aka Homeless Hippie in Training.

On an unrelated note: I have been hit on by 6 different gay men, and yes, I was flattered each time. I also have put my birthdate down so any ladies who see this will send me presents, and then maybe my dad won't think I'm gay anymore.

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