2:45am Kidney: Uh, Brain, things are getting a little full in here. I don't know how much longer I can hold everything in.Brain: Oh, kidney, you're always the worrier. Just be creative with your storage. Check back in 30 minutes.3:15am...
Oh great, there's a line. I'll just keep thinking of all the money I'm going to get. "Oh these, yeah, I took alot of credits this year, no biggie. Yeah, apparantly, I did take gay and lesbian studies this year, don't be a dick bro." Just a little...
I cancelled our subscription immediately and decided we would just read the internet. On Monday morning, a paper sailed through my window. I called to complain and the person, Mr. Robinson, denied it was his company, even though it was his paper....
Your favorite films just got a lot shorter.
Proof that tasers are designed primarily for merriment.