If he doesn't scare you, no evil thing will.
We were at my friends house party, and his mom had some old frozen bananas in the freezer. We...
Sleeping with an 18-year-oldSleeping with a 40-year-oldFailing testsEating at Friendly'sPeppermint candiesAll other candiesDriving a minivanDriving a Mercury
Saving the world from the burritos of injustice.
"Check 1.. 2... is anybody even listening?"
Don't you hate it when you forget to mute your laptop's start-up sound in a huge reading room...
Now Google can send answers right to your phone, whether you asked a question or not.