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3 days agoCat Loves Yoga Instructor
Good, kitty.
view in contextCompherm 3 days ago
Why didn't you capitalize Country? You ruined the flow...
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1 week ago"The great hunter is always aware of his surroundings."
From Andy at North Dakota -
2 weeks agoThe stream matches up perfectly with another bodily function on the way down.
From you_know at University of Kentucky -
2 weeks agoJake and Amir: Question
Jake gets the brain teasing of his life. It's insane.
From Jake and Amirview in contextCompherm November 21, 2008
^^ Um, because they stopped making them for a while? I know its not an exciting answer, but what do you want? -
2 weeks agoCareful, this is a public restroom.
From rachel -
3 weeks agoThe continuing McDonalds-ization of EVERYTHING.
From dave -
3 weeks agoWorld Series Baby
A crowd gives this kid the greatest day of his life, but he's going to be crushed when he finds out he's not some kind of wizard or king.
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1 month agoMonopoly Man Goes Bankrupt
Recessions affect everybody, from Baltic to Broadway.
From CH Staff -
1 month agoShe just puked all over his lap.
From James Johnson -
1 month agoCelebrity Jeopardy
Turd Ferguson is in a commanding lead.
From BigRando -
1 month agoGnarly Body Boarder
Thought a boogie-board 360 was impossible? THINK AGAIN.
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1 month agoFailure or art in its purest form?
From Not Jerryview in contextCompherm October 30, 2008
Thats fucking hilarious.... If I don't saying anything dumb, do I not get called a douche? -
1 month agoThis is not a pose, she has Scoliosis.
From jake -
2 months agoThere are 15 things out of place. Can YOU find them all?
From ean -
2 months ago"I did this for every question on the test. Easiest 40% I ever got!"
From Iampacoview in contextCompherm October 15, 2008
um... -5,-3,+2 would make 2/10
unless of course the teacher changed her mind, and then was too lazy to cross out the five...view in contextCompherm October 14, 2008
I don't see how a 2 out of ten on every question would be a 40%, but maybe I'm just not retarded -
2 months agoAmazing Volleyball Save
Getting hit in the face is just part of his playing style.
From Andyview in contextCompherm October 15, 2008
it's a trick question, there are no black guys on volleyball courts... (it's ok, my girlfriend is Korean, and that's close enough)view in contextCompherm October 15, 2008
when I read that, I was like, "what black guy...?", and I watched it over again... reading is for chumps, I guess... -
2 months agoWhat you don't know: Buses
Sometimes what you don't know can take you to your destination.
From Tally Hallview in contextCompherm October 15, 2008
no, she was left unsatisfied by you, and had to give it another go... wait, you fucked my mom? -
2 months agoHow to Shit Where You Eat
We all know that men are biologically destined to spend 70% of their waking hours thinking about sex. When a man spends 80% of that time in one location, like an office, he will most likely try to have some sex there. We say go for it.rnHowever by dipping your pen in the company ink, you leave yourself at the mercy of feminine predators who will use your daily availability and low self-esteem to ensnare you in a relationship and effectively neuter you. In order to avoid this entrapment, you must master an active state of denial and refuse to acknowledge the affair. The key to shitting where you eat is to go right back and eat there again, grinning bravely as if the food wasn't covered in the shit of your sexual conquest.rnIn this next scene, Ed and Sarah hooked up on Saturday night at a company party. After an awkward courtship revolving mostly around Ed's inability to remember Sarah's name, they consummated their attraction in a race-car bed belonging to the Development Director's small child.rnWatch how Ed deftly avoids feminine entrapment as he unflinchingly interacts with his shit-smeared co-worker on Monday morning.
From OMFG -
2 months agoJesus Christ
From brad -
2 months agoPOV: Failing a Test
All the fun of getting an "F" without any of that boring studying crap.
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