Noble guests, students ye,patrons of universities,I pray you cease your revelryand hear my party soliloquy.Here I sit, cup in handbetwixt two dudeswho cannot stand.The extent of their inebriationsurely merits incarceration.Pong is playedcups are...
Demetri: DOWN WITH AMERICA! DOWN WITH AMERI- Woah, Vladmir? Vladmir is that you?Vladmir: Demetri?Demetri: NO WAY BRO!Vladmir: Holy crap it's been forever! Get over here you crazy Serb!( The two hug)Demetri: God, man how long has it been?...
Mother: Wow, alot of the homies have turned out for this throw down!Father: They sure have! Oh look honey, Paco has some new kicks.Mother: Oh well thats a nice look for him! Now, are Demetrius and Trina going together?Father: Well...
My friends and I have always made fun of Scott Stapp. We always make fun of the way he sings and...
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