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Sure, he'll save Hyrule. But first...

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Can you tell me how to get the hell out of Sesame Street.

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When ink argues - it's permanent.

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Captain Kirk Skywalker fights the Romulans in a galaxy far... wait. Is that right?

Sarah surrenders to the trance-inducing sounds of complete stupidity.

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Just when you thought he didn't have any innocence left to lose.

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Uncle Scrooge runs out of McLuck.

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