Elan W

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About Me I am the leader of a nomadic tribe of nocternal urban penguins who scavenge for food and supplies at Toys R Us. My hobbies include going to the movies, bathing regularly, and murdering hookers. My goals for life include, but are not limited to, seeing Earth from space, finding the holy grail, and becoming the beloved leader turned schizophrenic dictator of a small African nation. Any inqueries concerning my criminal history should be directed to my lawyer, who is currently serving time in an Israeli prison for blowing out Hannukah candles.

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