Sceve, I personally like the cameraman's "Do you still have your hand?" question. He could've asked about "all your fingers" or something along those lines, but nope, he went right for the whole hand question.
I love how the person who wrote the caption couldn't correctly spell "Nalgene" even though it's present in the picture itself two fucking times. Good job, guy.
and the Blackfoot would oblige.
The only cause of death,
was drifting off to sleep.
And they left this piece of widsom,
that we hope you all will keep.
Philly, while your comment is more on-topic, I like Bo Burnham's (I'm sure he's not the first that said it) "Like a tampon thief, I had to pull some strings." I've used that in daily conversation before, and surprisingly, it didn't go over very well. People have no sense of humour, I tell you.
I'm wondering why Jack Kevorkian posted Pi to 500 places when CH cuts off comments past a certain length... wouldn't it have just been easier to type "3.14" than to Google Pi and copy/paste? That would've saved a whole 10 seconds or so! Imagine what can be done in that amount of time...
Heidi, I'm not sure I agree with your original statement... you might have to clarify "puppy." My puppy was around 60-65 pounds when he had his first swim, and he's still just as clumsy now as he was then.
I realize the first thread had "fru" puns, but seriously, what's with Peeptoad Jeff or his editor lackeys allowing the word "fruturating" into this site? Seriously, guys.
The camera shutter noises are, the rest is not. The original includes the camera shutter sounds, a car alarm, and even chainsaws and foresting machinery. Check Dr. Phil's link above your comment for a clip of the original, although it's not the clip in its entirety. A little searching around YouTube and you'll find the full thing.
How is this already the fucking Vault?! It was posted less than ONE MONTH ago! God fucking damnit, are you seriously SO strapped for material you're just going to repost things over and over instead of adding new content?
As Matt commented ^^ above me, the tags are obviously incorrect... but is CH actually posting yet another "cat playing with laser" video? Jesus fucking christ, how many times can the same video be posted? Sure, they may involve different cats, but essentially, they are all the same video. Just let it go, WE GET IT. Cats are stupid... move along now.
Just like my buddy Matt... I could almost always beat him hands-down in duration, but he could blow my eardrums out with his volume. We made a good team.
Here people, meet Mr. Google. A simple search could've helped you not look like retards... but, just this once, I'll help. Try "Infant Aquatic Survival" as a search term, and then shoot yourself in the face for thinking "this should be sent to the police." Then, send the recording of you shooting yourself in the face to me, so that I can laugh heartily at your expense.
There are a number of institutions that teach Infant Aquatic Survival. You people really have to be daft to think "omg these are horrible parents wahh wahh wahh lock them up forever."
I'm surprised no one mentioned the "Iced T4ae" tag. I might be wrong about this, but I don't think any other images or videos will ever have that tag ever again... but who knows.
Evan Williams makes me a mean drunk... I don't think I've yelled at my friends more when they didn't deserve it than when I was drunk on Evan Williams... long story short, it's awesome.
You know, at some point, I'd like to watch this "IHaveToGoInAMinuteShow," but instead, I'm just stuck with the IGottaGoInAMinuteShow. Seriously man, I know it's kinda late in the contract, and I've said it before, but redo the voiceover so it has the correct show name. It just seems unprofessional that the name you use changes from day to day.
Jesus, I think 1:07 is me... it's like looking in a mirror. Well, not really... I mean, he looks nothing like me, and I'm not Canadian... but I do drink vodka like it's water. Ok, you're right, 1:07 is not me, except for the booze.... god damnit.
Wow, that's really fucking sad. I never saw any of the movies past the first one, and I'm sure that they were all rehashes of the original, but the synopsis for this movie sounds, oh I don't know... fucking *identical* to the original movie (other than the fact that Walker's character is now *actually* an ex-con, instead of pretending to be). Another sequel I will never see, even illegally downloaded.
Christian Bale actually has a Welsh accent, as he is from Wales. As a matter of fact, I don't think I've yet seen a movie in which he uses his normal accent... in everything I've seen, he's had kind of a nondescript American accent.
I have, as well, but my problem is I can't remember the taste of each flavour from one moment to the next. I always think "hmm, was it Voltage I liked? Revolution? Shit, I'll just pick one at random. FUCK! GROSS! Nope, wasn't this one apparently."
Not really. Condoms break, and aren't 100% effective. She could've had tried to prevent pregnancy, but the glorious lord Satan thought it would be funnier to knock a bitch up.
Yeah, I haven't been trolling lately like I used to. I should start again, I'm sure I'm missing out on lots of things. Has there been any new epic thread to rival that of the baaaalllin thread (which I also missed out on)?
Ah, there's the reply that was 8 hours in the making. Funkadelic, way to step up to the plate and finally reply to the first poster. That was really weirding my out that he went unpunished for 8 hours.
Edit: Nevermind, CPG says he's a future poster, so I was wrong in assuming CH users dropped the ball.
Wasn't Mother's Day back in May? Why is this just being posted now?
Edit: Holy shit. Is it possible that every single CH user, except myself (sadly) is so wasted they can't comment on pictures? Cowpie's first comment was posted 8 hours ago, and as yet still has no replies. Very strange.
I never knew anyone could make Birbigs not be funny except himself... he sometimes steps on his own foot, but who doesn't. Leave it to the "I [Gotta/Have To] Go in a Minute Show" to completely waste the appearance of an actual comedian who could've made the show, oh, I dunno... funny.
Also, as stated many times before, nail down the name of your show, as it changes from episode to episode. I say go with the name in the graphic, and just A) redo the voiceover and B) learn the correct name to announce in your 10-second monologue.