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You really have to dig deep if you want the key to this guy's heart.
Tyler November 02, 2009
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924335Tyler November 02, 2009
There's something wrong with that fella's legs. They're all sorts of the wrong shape.Tyler November 02, 2009
Who knows, but whatever it is, they need to eat something quick. I can see their ribs, and that's just gross.Tyler November 02, 2009
http://www.gay-babies.com/post/156067842/submitted-by-kborin It's from a CHer!Tyler November 02, 2009
I know a girl named Charlie and a girl named Michael, so it's definitely possible.You really have to dig deep if you want the key to this guy's heart.
Tyler November 02, 2009
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924335Tyler November 02, 2009
There's something wrong with that fella's legs. They're all sorts of the wrong shape.Tyler November 02, 2009
Who knows, but whatever it is, they need to eat something quick. I can see their ribs, and that's just gross.Tyler November 02, 2009
http://www.gay-babies.com/post/156067842/submitted-by-kborin It's from a CHer!Tyler November 02, 2009
I know a girl named Charlie and a girl named Michael, so it's definitely possible.You really have to dig deep if you want the key to this guy's heart.
Tyler November 02, 2009
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924335Tyler November 02, 2009
There's something wrong with that fella's legs. They're all sorts of the wrong shape.Tyler November 02, 2009
Who knows, but whatever it is, they need to eat something quick. I can see their ribs, and that's just gross.Tyler November 02, 2009
http://www.gay-babies.com/post/156067842/submitted-by-kborin It's from a CHer!Tyler November 02, 2009
I know a girl named Charlie and a girl named Michael, so it's definitely possible.You really have to dig deep if you want the key to this guy's heart.
Tyler November 02, 2009
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924335Tyler November 02, 2009
There's something wrong with that fella's legs. They're all sorts of the wrong shape.Tyler November 02, 2009
Who knows, but whatever it is, they need to eat something quick. I can see their ribs, and that's just gross.Tyler November 02, 2009
http://www.gay-babies.com/post/156067842/submitted-by-kborin It's from a CHer!Tyler November 02, 2009
I know a girl named Charlie and a girl named Michael, so it's definitely possible.You really have to dig deep if you want the key to this guy's heart.
Tyler November 02, 2009
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924335Tyler November 02, 2009
There's something wrong with that fella's legs. They're all sorts of the wrong shape.Tyler November 02, 2009
Who knows, but whatever it is, they need to eat something quick. I can see their ribs, and that's just gross.Tyler November 02, 2009
http://www.gay-babies.com/post/156067842/submitted-by-kborin It's from a CHer!Tyler November 02, 2009
I know a girl named Charlie and a girl named Michael, so it's definitely possible.I can't not imagine this happening in slow-motion.
Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
It hasn't even started.Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
^^, >Son of a...how did you know?
Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
Basketball fans should be welded to the backs of tractors.Baseball fans should have umpire's masks nailed to their heads.
Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
I look forward to that day. I won't have to deal with arseholes anymore.Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
Impossible, I've been locked in a room with a straight jacket. At best, I could put the straight jacket on. At worst, I could talk to myself.I can't not imagine this happening in slow-motion.
Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
It hasn't even started.Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
^^, >Son of a...how did you know?
Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
Basketball fans should be welded to the backs of tractors.Baseball fans should have umpire's masks nailed to their heads.
Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
I look forward to that day. I won't have to deal with arseholes anymore.Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
Impossible, I've been locked in a room with a straight jacket. At best, I could put the straight jacket on. At worst, I could talk to myself.I can't not imagine this happening in slow-motion.
Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
It hasn't even started.Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
^^, >Son of a...how did you know?
Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
Basketball fans should be welded to the backs of tractors.Baseball fans should have umpire's masks nailed to their heads.
Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
I look forward to that day. I won't have to deal with arseholes anymore.Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
Impossible, I've been locked in a room with a straight jacket. At best, I could put the straight jacket on. At worst, I could talk to myself.I can't not imagine this happening in slow-motion.
Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
It hasn't even started.Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
^^, >Son of a...how did you know?
Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
Basketball fans should be welded to the backs of tractors.Baseball fans should have umpire's masks nailed to their heads.
Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
I look forward to that day. I won't have to deal with arseholes anymore.Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
Impossible, I've been locked in a room with a straight jacket. At best, I could put the straight jacket on. At worst, I could talk to myself.I can't not imagine this happening in slow-motion.
Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
It hasn't even started.Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
^^, >Son of a...how did you know?
Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
Basketball fans should be welded to the backs of tractors.Baseball fans should have umpire's masks nailed to their heads.
Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
I look forward to that day. I won't have to deal with arseholes anymore.Maverick Bolger November 01, 2009
Impossible, I've been locked in a room with a straight jacket. At best, I could put the straight jacket on. At worst, I could talk to myself.There can be only one!
teutates74 November 01, 2009
Ripost.teutates74 November 01, 2009
Nick GAS.There can be only one!
teutates74 November 01, 2009
Ripost.teutates74 November 01, 2009
Nick GAS.Zack Morris
Kelly Kapowski BETTER be on the other line.
Cider Czar Tim November 01, 2009
My vote is on a lesbot.It's a TRAP!
Race Bannon October 31, 2009
^^Knob gobbler.Well she's smart enough to correct herself. But not intelligent enough to delete her comment and re-post it entirely.
Melissa October 31, 2009
It's good to see there's still some polite people in this country.Melissa October 31, 2009
Nobody loses better than IU Football. Woo!Well she's smart enough to correct herself. But not intelligent enough to delete her comment and re-post it entirely.
Melissa October 31, 2009
It's good to see there's still some polite people in this country.Melissa October 31, 2009
Nobody loses better than IU Football. Woo!Joker and Harlequin
We love when people dress up as the CH Jester. It's a huge compliment.
Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
This year's all about Cesar Romero.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
I'll be busy asking girls to handle my love musket.Once I've fired they'll have whites in their eyes.
NYC has horse cops. I don't think they punish speeders by making them clean up though. Sounds like a cunning plan.
Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
Their make-up looks like they drew on their faces with those shiny crayons.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
You ever jump so high you want to go fishing?Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
At least you get a shovel. All dog owners get is a plastic baggy, and they CHOSE to do that.^I'm gonna be drunk and suppressing revolutions way before then.
Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
I can't go as a dead David Carradine, one must wear something out of the ordinary. Lady's knickers and a noose is just Thursday bedwear for me.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
I love Iowa's quarterback. 5 interceptions ftw.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
But now it's the wrong kind of sloppy. Before it was the awesome upset kind of sloppy.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
You're new to this whole seeing thing, aren't you.Joker and Harlequin
We love when people dress up as the CH Jester. It's a huge compliment.
Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
This year's all about Cesar Romero.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
I'll be busy asking girls to handle my love musket.Once I've fired they'll have whites in their eyes.
NYC has horse cops. I don't think they punish speeders by making them clean up though. Sounds like a cunning plan.
Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
Their make-up looks like they drew on their faces with those shiny crayons.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
You ever jump so high you want to go fishing?Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
At least you get a shovel. All dog owners get is a plastic baggy, and they CHOSE to do that.^I'm gonna be drunk and suppressing revolutions way before then.
Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
I can't go as a dead David Carradine, one must wear something out of the ordinary. Lady's knickers and a noose is just Thursday bedwear for me.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
I love Iowa's quarterback. 5 interceptions ftw.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
But now it's the wrong kind of sloppy. Before it was the awesome upset kind of sloppy.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
You're new to this whole seeing thing, aren't you.Joker and Harlequin
We love when people dress up as the CH Jester. It's a huge compliment.
Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
This year's all about Cesar Romero.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
I'll be busy asking girls to handle my love musket.Once I've fired they'll have whites in their eyes.
NYC has horse cops. I don't think they punish speeders by making them clean up though. Sounds like a cunning plan.
Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
Their make-up looks like they drew on their faces with those shiny crayons.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
You ever jump so high you want to go fishing?Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
At least you get a shovel. All dog owners get is a plastic baggy, and they CHOSE to do that.^I'm gonna be drunk and suppressing revolutions way before then.
Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
I can't go as a dead David Carradine, one must wear something out of the ordinary. Lady's knickers and a noose is just Thursday bedwear for me.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
I love Iowa's quarterback. 5 interceptions ftw.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
But now it's the wrong kind of sloppy. Before it was the awesome upset kind of sloppy.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
You're new to this whole seeing thing, aren't you.Joker and Harlequin
We love when people dress up as the CH Jester. It's a huge compliment.
Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
This year's all about Cesar Romero.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
I'll be busy asking girls to handle my love musket.Once I've fired they'll have whites in their eyes.
NYC has horse cops. I don't think they punish speeders by making them clean up though. Sounds like a cunning plan.
Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
Their make-up looks like they drew on their faces with those shiny crayons.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
You ever jump so high you want to go fishing?Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
At least you get a shovel. All dog owners get is a plastic baggy, and they CHOSE to do that.^I'm gonna be drunk and suppressing revolutions way before then.
Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
I can't go as a dead David Carradine, one must wear something out of the ordinary. Lady's knickers and a noose is just Thursday bedwear for me.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
I love Iowa's quarterback. 5 interceptions ftw.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
But now it's the wrong kind of sloppy. Before it was the awesome upset kind of sloppy.Lito Velasco October 31, 2009
You're new to this whole seeing thing, aren't you.Caption Contest 9/23
by BERT September 23, 2009Cider Czar Tim September 28, 2009
^^Only half. The ancient Greeks didn't have a word for "individual", you can thank the Celts for the idea of the individual and the rights therein.They gave us diners, you insensitive prick.
Caption Contest: 2/16
by Susanna Wolff February 16, 2009Cider Czar Tim February 16, 2009
And thus, Butters defeated the forces of evil, terror, and early bedtimes.Roommate Confessions: Issue 55
by Jeff Rosenberg December 08, 2008Cider Czar Tim December 08, 2008
2 points:Once you've paid $110 for a shirt, you've lost at life.
There's no such thing as classy bourbon.
Creation of a Vagina (Ironic, considering the Copier)
by October 29, 2008Cider Czar Tim October 30, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUw8w4O1gYACaption Contest: 9/25
by Susanna Wolff September 25, 2008Cider Czar Tim September 25, 2008
Kareem Abdul Jabaar suffered a cruel, cruel childhood.Caption Contest: 9/18
by Susanna Wolff September 18, 2008Cider Czar Tim September 19, 2008
Here's one Surfer Girl the Beach Boys don't let near their Woody.Caption Contest: Orientation Edition
by Susanna Wolff August 29, 2008Cider Czar Tim August 29, 2008
The Greek Council's first attempt to put a man in space was poorly thought out, to be nice.Caption Contest: 8/15
by Susanna Wolff August 14, 2008Cider Czar Tim August 14, 2008
'Titanic" was a bit crap before editing.Caption Contest: Week of 4/14
by Doug Kellner April 16, 2008Cider Czar Tim April 17, 2008
Stretch Armstrong's granddad wonders where the giant acorn on his trunk came from.How to pimp out yo' whip.
by justincredible April 05, 2008Cider Czar Tim April 05, 2008
Bugatti Veyrons are faster than many planes.106% Issue #1
by 106%-o-matic April 02, 2008Cider Czar Tim April 02, 2008
I always get mourning wood. That's why I'm not allowed near the crematorium anymore.Caption Contest: Week of 3/24
by Doug Kellner March 26, 2008Cider Czar Tim March 27, 2008
Mr. Johnson was new to running a photography class, as was his model, Steven.Caption Contest: Week of 3/17
by Doug Kellner March 19, 2008Cider Czar Tim March 19, 2008
His Wii's as good as mine!Ten Things I have Learned From Nursery Rhymes
by Cider Czar Tim March 15, 2008Cider Czar Tim March 19, 2008
9 is the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker.Cider Czar Tim March 19, 2008
I fell asleep after 9.Ten Things I have Learned From Nursery Rhymes
by Cider Czar Tim March 15, 2008Cider Czar Tim March 19, 2008
9 is the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker.Cider Czar Tim March 19, 2008
I fell asleep after 9.A Tale Of Two Cities, And New Haven
by Streeter Seidell March 10, 2008Cider Czar Tim March 12, 2008
Darien Trashmen ftw. Nothing scares the other teams like a skating garbage can for a mascot.Cider Czar Tim March 12, 2008
WEBE 108 is the world's worst radio station.A Tale Of Two Cities, And New Haven
by Streeter Seidell March 10, 2008Cider Czar Tim March 12, 2008
Darien Trashmen ftw. Nothing scares the other teams like a skating garbage can for a mascot.Cider Czar Tim March 12, 2008
WEBE 108 is the world's worst radio station.Your Favorite Tongue Twisters Made Slightly More Difficult and Less Appropriate
by Goroman July 16, 2007Cider Czar Tim March 02, 2008
Very good, very good.Ben Karlin: Funny Valentine
by Patrick Cassels February 13, 2008Cider Czar Tim February 14, 2008
You're a champion.The book does look good though.
Misleading Movie Titles
by High Sky February 12, 2008Cider Czar Tim February 13, 2008
Is funny because you are not expecting it!