53! And I am shocked, SHOCKED, that I forgot about all these people. And that I can't spell De Gama, and that neither Queen Victoria is here nor Kalashnikov.
53! And I am shocked, SHOCKED, that I forgot about all these people. And that I can't spell De Gama, and that neither Queen Victoria is here nor Kalashnikov.
My dad was once in the Florida panhandle in a bar. He asked a sheriff what he did for fun, and the sheriff responded "We like to shoot cans. Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, any cans we can find".
My dad was once in the Florida panhandle in a bar. He asked a sheriff what he did for fun, and the sheriff responded "We like to shoot cans. Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, any cans we can find".
My dad was once in the Florida panhandle in a bar. He asked a sheriff what he did for fun, and the sheriff responded "We like to shoot cans. Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, any cans we can find".
My dad was once in the Florida panhandle in a bar. He asked a sheriff what he did for fun, and the sheriff responded "We like to shoot cans. Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, any cans we can find".
Facebook rap battle. Over Hanson.
Jeff Paddon 4 hours ago
Better late than never.Half of me wants someone to rip those tear-away pants off and the other half of me really, really doesn't want to see the outcome.
Bryan 5 hours ago
I'll update the action for you. A black guy is given the ball, he runs into another black guy. Everything stops and they do it again.They only look so big because she's standing next to the girl in the yellow.
Zeke 6 hours ago
Terrorist Fox?Zeke 8 hours ago
I put that up there, you think I'm ashamed? I'm angry it didn't go national.Zeke 8 hours ago
*jazz snaps*v Don't you mean skin flute?
Let me ask that another way. Don't you mean skin flute?
Zeke 10 hours ago
Did lefty get attacked by a waffle iron?Zeke 10 hours ago
I stand by my original hypothesis.Zeke 9 hours ago
Silicone doesn't count.Zeke 9 hours ago
Damned coloureds. Achieving things, being sexy. Damn them all!Zeke 9 hours ago
I say hello, but you say goodbye.v Gasp! It rained here too! Quelle coincidence!
They only look so big because she's standing next to the girl in the yellow.
Zeke 6 hours ago
Terrorist Fox?Zeke 8 hours ago
I put that up there, you think I'm ashamed? I'm angry it didn't go national.Zeke 8 hours ago
*jazz snaps*v Don't you mean skin flute?
Let me ask that another way. Don't you mean skin flute?
Zeke 10 hours ago
Did lefty get attacked by a waffle iron?Zeke 10 hours ago
I stand by my original hypothesis.Zeke 9 hours ago
Silicone doesn't count.Zeke 9 hours ago
Damned coloureds. Achieving things, being sexy. Damn them all!Zeke 9 hours ago
I say hello, but you say goodbye.v Gasp! It rained here too! Quelle coincidence!
They only look so big because she's standing next to the girl in the yellow.
Zeke 6 hours ago
Terrorist Fox?Zeke 8 hours ago
I put that up there, you think I'm ashamed? I'm angry it didn't go national.Zeke 8 hours ago
*jazz snaps*v Don't you mean skin flute?
Let me ask that another way. Don't you mean skin flute?
Zeke 10 hours ago
Did lefty get attacked by a waffle iron?Zeke 10 hours ago
I stand by my original hypothesis.Zeke 9 hours ago
Silicone doesn't count.Zeke 9 hours ago
Damned coloureds. Achieving things, being sexy. Damn them all!Zeke 9 hours ago
I say hello, but you say goodbye.v Gasp! It rained here too! Quelle coincidence!
They only look so big because she's standing next to the girl in the yellow.
Zeke 6 hours ago
Terrorist Fox?Zeke 8 hours ago
I put that up there, you think I'm ashamed? I'm angry it didn't go national.Zeke 8 hours ago
*jazz snaps*v Don't you mean skin flute?
Let me ask that another way. Don't you mean skin flute?
Zeke 10 hours ago
Did lefty get attacked by a waffle iron?Zeke 10 hours ago
I stand by my original hypothesis.Zeke 9 hours ago
Silicone doesn't count.Zeke 9 hours ago
Damned coloureds. Achieving things, being sexy. Damn them all!Zeke 9 hours ago
I say hello, but you say goodbye.v Gasp! It rained here too! Quelle coincidence!
They only look so big because she's standing next to the girl in the yellow.
Zeke 6 hours ago
Terrorist Fox?Zeke 8 hours ago
I put that up there, you think I'm ashamed? I'm angry it didn't go national.Zeke 8 hours ago
*jazz snaps*v Don't you mean skin flute?
Let me ask that another way. Don't you mean skin flute?
Zeke 10 hours ago
Did lefty get attacked by a waffle iron?Zeke 10 hours ago
I stand by my original hypothesis.Zeke 9 hours ago
Silicone doesn't count.Zeke 9 hours ago
Damned coloureds. Achieving things, being sexy. Damn them all!Zeke 9 hours ago
I say hello, but you say goodbye.v Gasp! It rained here too! Quelle coincidence!
They only look so big because she's standing next to the girl in the yellow.
Zeke 6 hours ago
Terrorist Fox?Zeke 8 hours ago
I put that up there, you think I'm ashamed? I'm angry it didn't go national.Zeke 8 hours ago
*jazz snaps*v Don't you mean skin flute?
Let me ask that another way. Don't you mean skin flute?
Zeke 10 hours ago
Did lefty get attacked by a waffle iron?Zeke 10 hours ago
I stand by my original hypothesis.Zeke 9 hours ago
Silicone doesn't count.Zeke 9 hours ago
Damned coloureds. Achieving things, being sexy. Damn them all!Zeke 9 hours ago
I say hello, but you say goodbye.v Gasp! It rained here too! Quelle coincidence!
They only look so big because she's standing next to the girl in the yellow.
Zeke 6 hours ago
Terrorist Fox?Zeke 8 hours ago
I put that up there, you think I'm ashamed? I'm angry it didn't go national.Zeke 8 hours ago
*jazz snaps*v Don't you mean skin flute?
Let me ask that another way. Don't you mean skin flute?
Zeke 10 hours ago
Did lefty get attacked by a waffle iron?Zeke 10 hours ago
I stand by my original hypothesis.Zeke 9 hours ago
Silicone doesn't count.Zeke 9 hours ago
Damned coloureds. Achieving things, being sexy. Damn them all!Zeke 9 hours ago
I say hello, but you say goodbye.v Gasp! It rained here too! Quelle coincidence!
They only look so big because she's standing next to the girl in the yellow.
Zeke 6 hours ago
Terrorist Fox?Zeke 8 hours ago
I put that up there, you think I'm ashamed? I'm angry it didn't go national.Zeke 8 hours ago
*jazz snaps*v Don't you mean skin flute?
Let me ask that another way. Don't you mean skin flute?
Zeke 10 hours ago
Did lefty get attacked by a waffle iron?Zeke 10 hours ago
I stand by my original hypothesis.Zeke 9 hours ago
Silicone doesn't count.Zeke 9 hours ago
Damned coloureds. Achieving things, being sexy. Damn them all!Zeke 9 hours ago
I say hello, but you say goodbye.v Gasp! It rained here too! Quelle coincidence!
Hopefully "gotta caught them all" only refers to the Pokemon.
The Sultry Salesman 2 days ago
withThe Sultry Salesman 2 days ago
I hear they make interns write them while they run the assault course from American Gladiators.The Sultry Salesman yesterday
Must enslave the entirety!The Sultry Salesman yesterday
Is there anybody out there?Hopefully "gotta caught them all" only refers to the Pokemon.
The Sultry Salesman 2 days ago
withThe Sultry Salesman 2 days ago
I hear they make interns write them while they run the assault course from American Gladiators.The Sultry Salesman yesterday
Must enslave the entirety!The Sultry Salesman yesterday
Is there anybody out there?Hopefully "gotta caught them all" only refers to the Pokemon.
The Sultry Salesman 2 days ago
withThe Sultry Salesman 2 days ago
I hear they make interns write them while they run the assault course from American Gladiators.The Sultry Salesman yesterday
Must enslave the entirety!The Sultry Salesman yesterday
Is there anybody out there?Hopefully "gotta caught them all" only refers to the Pokemon.
The Sultry Salesman 2 days ago
withThe Sultry Salesman 2 days ago
I hear they make interns write them while they run the assault course from American Gladiators.The Sultry Salesman yesterday
Must enslave the entirety!The Sultry Salesman yesterday
Is there anybody out there?Don't be shy. Take it like a (not World Series) champ.
VinDash 3 days ago
53! And I am shocked, SHOCKED, that I forgot about all these people. And that I can't spell De Gama, and that neither Queen Victoria is here nor Kalashnikov.VinDash 3 days ago
Music Thread!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6opToSj942k&feature=related
Don't be shy. Take it like a (not World Series) champ.
VinDash 3 days ago
53! And I am shocked, SHOCKED, that I forgot about all these people. And that I can't spell De Gama, and that neither Queen Victoria is here nor Kalashnikov.VinDash 3 days ago
Music Thread!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6opToSj942k&feature=related
A couple of them combined and evolved to form entirely new STDs.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
They're the sluttiest sluts of all.DeMarcus 3 days ago
He slept his way through Lamda Lamda Lamda, but he'd rather not boast that one.DeMarcus 3 days ago
What I'm saying is, keep your comments out of my reply thread unless they're relevant.DeMarcus 3 days ago
* Getting caught raping.DeMarcus 3 days ago
Why do frats think bathroom stalls are the ideal realm for discussion, and why is that discussion always about which frat is gayest?DeMarcus 3 days ago
I'm pretty sure no one cares.^ Homophobe.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
My dad was once in the Florida panhandle in a bar. He asked a sheriff what he did for fun, and the sheriff responded "We like to shoot cans. Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, any cans we can find".My dad did not stick around much longer.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
Fact: The Confederate Constitution had an amendment banning slavery. It just gave the south time to industrialise first.Also fact: The KKK is retarded.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
Fag basher.DeMarcus 3 days ago
He could be just in chaps with a great big mustache.DeMarcus 3 days ago
I want that robot.DeMarcus 3 days ago
And they want terrorists dead. So does that mean they'll all commit suicide?A couple of them combined and evolved to form entirely new STDs.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
They're the sluttiest sluts of all.DeMarcus 3 days ago
He slept his way through Lamda Lamda Lamda, but he'd rather not boast that one.DeMarcus 3 days ago
What I'm saying is, keep your comments out of my reply thread unless they're relevant.DeMarcus 3 days ago
* Getting caught raping.DeMarcus 3 days ago
Why do frats think bathroom stalls are the ideal realm for discussion, and why is that discussion always about which frat is gayest?DeMarcus 3 days ago
I'm pretty sure no one cares.^ Homophobe.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
My dad was once in the Florida panhandle in a bar. He asked a sheriff what he did for fun, and the sheriff responded "We like to shoot cans. Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, any cans we can find".My dad did not stick around much longer.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
Fact: The Confederate Constitution had an amendment banning slavery. It just gave the south time to industrialise first.Also fact: The KKK is retarded.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
Fag basher.DeMarcus 3 days ago
He could be just in chaps with a great big mustache.DeMarcus 3 days ago
I want that robot.DeMarcus 3 days ago
And they want terrorists dead. So does that mean they'll all commit suicide?A couple of them combined and evolved to form entirely new STDs.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
They're the sluttiest sluts of all.DeMarcus 3 days ago
He slept his way through Lamda Lamda Lamda, but he'd rather not boast that one.DeMarcus 3 days ago
What I'm saying is, keep your comments out of my reply thread unless they're relevant.DeMarcus 3 days ago
* Getting caught raping.DeMarcus 3 days ago
Why do frats think bathroom stalls are the ideal realm for discussion, and why is that discussion always about which frat is gayest?DeMarcus 3 days ago
I'm pretty sure no one cares.^ Homophobe.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
My dad was once in the Florida panhandle in a bar. He asked a sheriff what he did for fun, and the sheriff responded "We like to shoot cans. Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, any cans we can find".My dad did not stick around much longer.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
Fact: The Confederate Constitution had an amendment banning slavery. It just gave the south time to industrialise first.Also fact: The KKK is retarded.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
Fag basher.DeMarcus 3 days ago
He could be just in chaps with a great big mustache.DeMarcus 3 days ago
I want that robot.DeMarcus 3 days ago
And they want terrorists dead. So does that mean they'll all commit suicide?A couple of them combined and evolved to form entirely new STDs.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
They're the sluttiest sluts of all.DeMarcus 3 days ago
He slept his way through Lamda Lamda Lamda, but he'd rather not boast that one.DeMarcus 3 days ago
What I'm saying is, keep your comments out of my reply thread unless they're relevant.DeMarcus 3 days ago
* Getting caught raping.DeMarcus 3 days ago
Why do frats think bathroom stalls are the ideal realm for discussion, and why is that discussion always about which frat is gayest?DeMarcus 3 days ago
I'm pretty sure no one cares.^ Homophobe.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
My dad was once in the Florida panhandle in a bar. He asked a sheriff what he did for fun, and the sheriff responded "We like to shoot cans. Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, any cans we can find".My dad did not stick around much longer.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
Fact: The Confederate Constitution had an amendment banning slavery. It just gave the south time to industrialise first.Also fact: The KKK is retarded.
DeMarcus 3 days ago
Fag basher.DeMarcus 3 days ago
He could be just in chaps with a great big mustache.DeMarcus 3 days ago
I want that robot.DeMarcus 3 days ago
And they want terrorists dead. So does that mean they'll all commit suicide?Caption Contest 11/18
by BERT 4 days agoCider Czar Tim 4 days ago
Cornerbacks Homo and Phobia kept them from getting out in the open all day.Caption Contest 9/23
by BERT September 23, 2009Cider Czar Tim September 28, 2009
^^Only half. The ancient Greeks didn't have a word for "individual", you can thank the Celts for the idea of the individual and the rights therein.They gave us diners, you insensitive prick.
Caption Contest: 2/16
by Susanna Wolff February 16, 2009Cider Czar Tim February 16, 2009
And thus, Butters defeated the forces of evil, terror, and early bedtimes.Roommate Confessions: Issue 55
by Jeff Rosenberg December 08, 2008Cider Czar Tim December 08, 2008
2 points:Once you've paid $110 for a shirt, you've lost at life.
There's no such thing as classy bourbon.
Creation of a Vagina (Ironic, considering the Copier)
by October 29, 2008Cider Czar Tim October 30, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUw8w4O1gYACaption Contest: 9/25
by Susanna Wolff September 25, 2008Cider Czar Tim September 25, 2008
Kareem Abdul Jabaar suffered a cruel, cruel childhood.Caption Contest: 9/18
by Susanna Wolff September 18, 2008Cider Czar Tim September 19, 2008
Here's one Surfer Girl the Beach Boys don't let near their Woody.Caption Contest: Orientation Edition
by Susanna Wolff August 29, 2008Cider Czar Tim August 29, 2008
The Greek Council's first attempt to put a man in space was poorly thought out, to be nice.Caption Contest: 8/15
by Susanna Wolff August 14, 2008Cider Czar Tim August 14, 2008
'Titanic" was a bit crap before editing.Caption Contest: Week of 4/14
by Doug Kellner April 16, 2008Cider Czar Tim April 17, 2008
Stretch Armstrong's granddad wonders where the giant acorn on his trunk came from.How to pimp out yo' whip.
by justincredible April 05, 2008Cider Czar Tim April 05, 2008
Bugatti Veyrons are faster than many planes.106% Issue #1
by 106%-o-matic April 02, 2008Cider Czar Tim April 02, 2008
I always get mourning wood. That's why I'm not allowed near the crematorium anymore.Caption Contest: Week of 3/24
by Doug Kellner March 26, 2008Cider Czar Tim March 27, 2008
Mr. Johnson was new to running a photography class, as was his model, Steven.Caption Contest: Week of 3/17
by Doug Kellner March 19, 2008Cider Czar Tim March 19, 2008
His Wii's as good as mine!Ten Things I have Learned From Nursery Rhymes
by Cider Czar Tim March 15, 2008Cider Czar Tim March 19, 2008
9 is the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker.Cider Czar Tim March 19, 2008
I fell asleep after 9.Ten Things I have Learned From Nursery Rhymes
by Cider Czar Tim March 15, 2008Cider Czar Tim March 19, 2008
9 is the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker.Cider Czar Tim March 19, 2008
I fell asleep after 9.A Tale Of Two Cities, And New Haven
by Streeter Seidell March 10, 2008Cider Czar Tim March 12, 2008
Darien Trashmen ftw. Nothing scares the other teams like a skating garbage can for a mascot.Cider Czar Tim March 12, 2008
WEBE 108 is the world's worst radio station.A Tale Of Two Cities, And New Haven
by Streeter Seidell March 10, 2008Cider Czar Tim March 12, 2008
Darien Trashmen ftw. Nothing scares the other teams like a skating garbage can for a mascot.Cider Czar Tim March 12, 2008
WEBE 108 is the world's worst radio station.Your Favorite Tongue Twisters Made Slightly More Difficult and Less Appropriate
by Goroman July 16, 2007Cider Czar Tim March 02, 2008
Very good, very good.Ben Karlin: Funny Valentine
by Patrick Cassels February 13, 2008Cider Czar Tim February 14, 2008
You're a champion.The book does look good though.