Surgeon General's Warning: Board Games

Hungry Hungry HipposI mean really, didn't you see this coming?You sick, sick f*ck.Your penchant for consumption would make Dionysius cringe.You're done for,going... going... GONE.I'm not even going to tell how its going to happen.You need to stop...

Your Professor, Translated

Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning! Attendance is 1/3 of your grade. Attendance is 0/3 of your grade. The textbook makes a useful reference tool. The textbook makes a useful paperweight. I recently got...

A Brief History Of Cars Crashing Through Walls On Sitcoms

One of the defining characteristics of the traditional sitcom is the presence of three walls, which means driving a car through one of those walls is one of the most exciting things that can possibly happen. Here, collected for the first time...

Wendell Blatt Goes Swimming

Male Lifeguard: Look at that fat kid that just jumped in the pool!Female Lifeguard: That's Wendall Blatt you gay idiot. How can you even tell he's fat, he's wearing a big t-shirt.Male Lifeguard: Trust me, he's fat as sh*t. Why else would he try to...

If the Real World Used Textbook Buy-Back Policies

Buyer: I'll give you $5,000 for it.Homeowner: Are you crazy? I just paid $100,000 for it in January. Haven't you heard of value appreciation?Buyer: All I'm hearing is that your house is used.Homeowner: Hardly. I spent like 2 days there in March...

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