Mike Quigley's Articles

1 total in February 2008

Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!

Attendance is 1/3 of your grade.

Attendance is 0/3 of your grade.

The textbook makes a useful reference tool.

The textbook makes a useful paperweight.

I recently got tenure.

I recently stopped caring.

We'll be doing a lot of group work.

Five kids in the class will be doing "a lot of group work."

I'm published

I'm making you buy my book.

I'm a Ph.D.

I'm self important.

I post the class notes online.

I don't care if you show up.

I like class discussions.

I like wasting time.

Feel free to come to my office hours, even just to talk.

I'm so lonely.

Attached to the syllabus is my home phone number.

Seriously, I'm so f*cking lonely.

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