*knock knock knock* Brain: Hold on...hold on. I'm coming, sheesh. *Brain opens door* Body: Hey man...h-hey. Brain: Jesus, Body. What time is it? Body: It's nine at night, man. Brain: This is when I rest, Body, you know that. What gives?...
Hey. I'm a hideous beast not afriad to put my ugly ass face on the Internet. Maybe you're the same way. Send us a picture making the ugliest you can to UglyAssFace@Gmail.com. We'll post the best five and let you guys vote to see who gets a...