Luke
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Wrote an article on Friday, Mar 14Religious Slogans Through The Eyes Of Intolerance
Scientology: Ruining people's careers since 1952. Ever heard of Adam Stanson? That's right, you haven't. Prophet: E.T.Catholic: Come for the fear mungering, stay for our school girls. Prophet: Old Italian GuysProtestant: We'll put the spirit in...
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Wrote an article on Monday, Mar 3
No Christmas For Old "Santa"
December 12 Dear Mr. Clause,I would like a Mighty Max. Preferably the Mighty Max Conquers the Palace of Poison edition.Sincerely,...
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Feb 27
The Major In You
You're all insecure and you like to be critiqued by people who don't have the credentials to do it, that's where I come in. Your selected major which you spend time and precious loonies (or "dollars") on is actually a window...
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Wrote an article on Saturday, Feb 16
International Party
Canada Makes Things Awkward...Canada: Hey it's my ol' pal America. "From seeaaaaa to shining.......something or whatever"(laughs). America: You're hilarious...Canada: Oh man are you still bummed over that thing I gave you?America: Hey you...
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National article on Thursday, Feb 21The Mario Kart In You
Get to know who your friends really are.The only thing that feels better then a solid game of Mario Kart is crack. Or maybe playing Mario Kart on crack, that be sweet too. But next time you and your friends play watch carefully which characters...
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Liked a video on Wednesday, Mar 5Hardly Working: Overgrown Guy...
She's back. Not that you even care. You haven't even said how pretty she looks. Tell her she's...
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Liked an article on Tuesday, Feb 19
Issue #45
Because laughter is the best medicine, and we're its corrupt pharmaceutical lobby. Flawless Logic Don't drink and drive, unless you're a really good multi-tasker. -Charlie N I'm ashamed to admit it now, but I lied on my college...
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Liked an article on Tuesday, Feb 19
How to Sleep with 1,000 Women in One Week
1. Establish alpha male dominance. My friend Dillinger, a fellow NYCpickup artist and frequent wingman, has an extraordinary routine heuses on each and every new woman he meets. I've seen it work onsupermodels, investment bankers, and even a...
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Liked an article on Friday, Feb 15
NBA Jam-Off
Jeff and Jake vs. Pat and Amir. Loser has to post embarrassing pictures. BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA.(click to play)
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