Your Body's Night Out

4:45 PMStomach: Cool, he's napping. That's good, I need all the energy I can get to work on those two crunchwrap supremes he just plopped down here.Colon: Sorry, gotta do my 'thang.Stomach: Colon! You just woke him up! I'm not even halfway done...

Your Commencement Speech, Translated

Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!I'm amazed to see such a vibrant graduating class.I'm amazed to see such a hung-over graduating class.Months ago, I began thinking about what to say to you all this morning.On the...

Dorm contraband move out instructions

Dad sets the record straight about the birds & bees...sort of

Dad: "Son, can we talk for a minute?"Son: "Sure, Dad. What's up?"Dad: "I know you've had sex-ed in school, and I know you're practically a young man, but frankly there is a lot of innaccurate and dangerous information out there in the schoolyard....

Am I Giving Up My Subway Seat?

FAT GUY = NOFAT GUY plus CANE = YESELDERLY VETERAN = YESELDERLY NAZI VETERAN = NO!LADY plus BABY = YESBABY = NO?50 BABIES = YES!OLD LADY plus BAGS = YESIMMIGRANT plus LUGGAGE = YESOLD LADY IMMIGRANT plus EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE = NOWIDE-EYED TOURISTS =...

Assorted Jelly Beans - Babar

Here is the second installment of RejectedJokes.com's Assorted Jelly Beans - the one panel comic written by Ben Schwartz and brilliantly illustrated by Steve Dressler.

Your Body's Night Out

4:45 PMStomach: Cool, he's napping. That's good, I need all the energy I can get to work on those two crunchwrap supremes he just plopped down here.Colon: Sorry, gotta do my 'thang.Stomach: Colon! You just woke him up! I'm not even halfway done...