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  • Your Body's Night In


    4pm
    Feet    : Workin' hard there, Butt?

    Butt: Not really. He's been on the couch for hours, but it's pretty mindless work.

    Feet: I think everyone is pretty wiped. I heard Liver shouting earlier about how "if he wants any alcohol tonight you can metabolize it your damn selves!"

    Butt: You know how he gets.

    6:30pm

    Brain: Hey guys, listen up a sec? Everyone has been really busting it lately. It's been a hell of a week, so looks like we're going to take it easy tonight and stay in.

    Hand    : Awesome! Hey, you hear that, Balls? Brain just called it. He's not going out. Looks like we'll be working together tonight!

    Balls: Excelsior!

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    David lives in NYC and can be seen performing improv comedy at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre. He specializes in impressions of politicians nobody has heard of. He went to UNC.

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