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1 total in June 2008

  • 4pm
    Feet
    : Workin' hard there, Butt?

    Butt: Not really. He's been on the couch for hours, but it's pretty mindless work.

    Feet: I think everyone is pretty wiped. I heard Liver shouting earlier about how "if he wants any alcohol tonight you can metabolize it your damn selves!"

    Butt: You know how he gets.

    6:30pm

    Brain: Hey guys, listen up a sec? Everyone has been really busting it lately. It's been a hell of a week, so looks like we're going to take it easy tonight and stay in.

    Hand
    : Awesome! Hey, you hear that, Balls? Brain just called it. He's not going out. Looks like we'll be working together tonight!

    Balls: Excelsior!



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