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  • Photo Hunt #2

    Welcome to the second installment of Photo Hunt. You know the drill, spot the differences between the two pictures. The answers are below the second image, so make sure to really study the pictures and write down your answers before you scroll all the way down.


    Picture 1



    Picture 2



    Keep reading for answers


  • CollegeHumor Classic

    God, According to Indiana Jones

    by Patrick Cassels May 22, 2008


    Raiders of the Lost Ark


    GOD: Moses, you will take these 10 Holy Commandments down to the Israelites, so that my laws may be obeyed.

    MOSES: Thank you, my Lord.

    GOD: You will then seal my Commandments in a sacred ark, where they will be protected.

    MOSES: But what if someone should try and open it?

    GOD: Then I shall melt their faces.

    MOSES: I'm... I'm sorry, my Lord. What was that?

    GOD: Scary ghosts shall pop out, and I shall melt their faces. Just melt them right off, my son.



  • 4pm
    Feet
    : Workin' hard there, Butt?

    Butt: Not really. He's been on the couch for hours, but it's pretty mindless work.

    Feet: I think everyone is pretty wiped. I heard Liver shouting earlier about how "if he wants any alcohol tonight you can metabolize it your damn selves!"

    Butt: You know how he gets.

    6:30pm

    Brain: Hey guys, listen up a sec? Everyone has been really busting it lately. It's been a hell of a week, so looks like we're going to take it easy tonight and stay in.

    Hand
    : Awesome! Hey, you hear that, Balls? Brain just called it. He's not going out. Looks like we'll be working together tonight!

    Balls: Excelsior!



  • Tricia and Kara, two extremely hot girls, are laying out in the quad.

    Tricia: Oh my god, Kara, take a look at Henry Popper over there laying on the bench.

    Kara: Wow. Look at that healthy, full gut. He must be like, totally well fed and wealthy.

    Tricia: Seriously. He must get to eat rich, dairy-based foods and meats, like, all the time.

    Kara
    : Compared to Biff Ryland over there playing Frisbee, all sinewy and shirtless.

    Tricia: Effing gross. Look at those abs and well-defined delts. Uhh, can you spell "field laborer?"

    Kara: Haha, you're such a bitch, Tricia.

    Tricia: It's true! Ew, and that bronze tan? Girl I want a man that owns the land, NOT works on it.

    Kara: Ew, Biff even has that "cut V" thing going on near his crotch.

    Tricia: Sheesh, why doesn't he just wear a sign that says, "I don't get to eat figgy pudding with gravy very often."


  • Here is the second installment of RejectedJokes.com's Assorted Jelly Beans - the one panel comic written by Ben Schwartz and brilliantly illustrated by Steve Dressler.



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    David lives in NYC and can be seen performing improv comedy at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre. He went to UNC.

    You can E-mail him at david.abraham.siegel and then the gmail stuff.

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