Guy That Takes it Too SeriouslyHeight: 6'4Weight: A lean mean 215Age: 45Likes: Humiliating his kids at swimming lessons, red-lighting 3-0 counts, legging out singles, anabolic steroids.Dislikes: Losing softball games and his hair and his wife...
Attn: Hollister Creative ExecutivesRe: Being RidiculousDear Hollister,We are sick of you. We are sick of shitty cologne and surfboards and playing on the beach and jeeps with no doors and people that look like Zach Morris who take off their shirts...
1. Coffee, well known for its dehydrating properties, will prevent your piss from coming out like snot.2. Being forced into a police lineup is a fun way to meet new friends.3. There is a country out there somewhere producing men with accents like...
On the heels of everyone getting an intimate glimpse into the personal life of on-again off-again MLB pitcher Roger Clemens, it is time to take a closer look into the events that have led the Rocket to this disaster...March 1983: Clemens chooses...
What if the nicknames of sports teams were a true reflection of the team and/or its players? FSN (Fake Sports News) proudly presents to you, last night's highlights in the world of Fake Literal Sports...NewJersey Devils (NHL) vs. Los Angeles...
Guy That Takes it Too SeriouslyHeight: 6'4Weight: A lean mean 215Age: 45Likes: Humiliating his kids at swimming lessons, red-lighting 3-0 counts, legging out singles, anabolic steroids.Dislikes: Losing softball games and his hair and his wife...
Ethan: DEE-TROIT BASKETBALL. (You'd better agree, or Rip Hamilton will elbow you in the mouth.)Amir: Here's a Zen Buddhist Koan I haven't been able to wrap my mind around: If Jim Leyland goes on a rant, and nobody understands it, does it still...
Attn: Hollister Creative ExecutivesRe: Being RidiculousDear Hollister,We are sick of you. We are sick of shitty cologne and surfboards and playing on the beach and jeeps with no doors and people that look like Zach Morris who take off their shirts...