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You've really outdone yourself this time, Internet. A whole Lolcat bible. Wow.
mh 3 days ago
This...this is the nadir of humanity.mh 3 days ago
Who said they 'liked' this? I want to talk with you.You've really outdone yourself this time, Internet. A whole Lolcat bible. Wow.
mh 3 days ago
This...this is the nadir of humanity.mh 3 days ago
Who said they 'liked' this? I want to talk with you.13! He should be in lesbian chatrooms if he really wants to clean up.
Duke B October 30, 2009
How is this front page material for a humor website? What is this?Hardly Working: Grease
Born to hand-punch, baby.
CH Staff October 29, 2009
Haha!! She keeps punching him!!!Tamagotchi Deadbeat Dad
Digital pets. Real bitterness.
CH Staff October 12, 2009
HAHA COLLEGE HUMOR IS REFERENCING SOMETHING FROM MY CHILDHOOD AND I RECOGNIZED IT SO IMMA LAUGH NOW *fart* SORRY GOTTA GO GUSSY UP FOR MY FRIEDBERG/SELTZER MOVIE MARATHON, BYEHot Girl Beer Diet
If you need to crash diet, try vodka.
mh October 12, 2009
The shittiest of all shit satire comes with an insulting, inexplicable disclaimer at the end. Nobody was fooled, you presumptuous fucks. You aren't nearly that clever.Remix: Kristen Stewart Bites Her Lower Lip a Lot
She bites almost as much as her movies.
CH Staff October 09, 2009
Kristen Stewart is attractive and Adventureland was worthwhile.Star Fox in Iraq
Fighting terrorists is hard enough without a frog yelling at you.
CH Staff October 06, 2009
Truly, the comedic obligation of a humor site lies not in the content producers, but the audience.CH Staff October 06, 2009
My favorite part is when they referenced something from my childhood in order to yoke out cheap laughter born solely from nostalgia.CH Staff October 06, 2009
Hey! Everybody! Let's make a movie about a high-end jeweler -- but the joke is they only sell iced-out Slap Bracelets and Candy Necklaces! I'm wet with the win here -- I smell another Quendelton!*is a College Humor writer*
*fuck*
Star Fox in Iraq
Fighting terrorists is hard enough without a frog yelling at you.
CH Staff October 06, 2009
Truly, the comedic obligation of a humor site lies not in the content producers, but the audience.CH Staff October 06, 2009
My favorite part is when they referenced something from my childhood in order to yoke out cheap laughter born solely from nostalgia.CH Staff October 06, 2009
Hey! Everybody! Let's make a movie about a high-end jeweler -- but the joke is they only sell iced-out Slap Bracelets and Candy Necklaces! I'm wet with the win here -- I smell another Quendelton!*is a College Humor writer*
*fuck*
Star Fox in Iraq
Fighting terrorists is hard enough without a frog yelling at you.
CH Staff October 06, 2009
Truly, the comedic obligation of a humor site lies not in the content producers, but the audience.CH Staff October 06, 2009
My favorite part is when they referenced something from my childhood in order to yoke out cheap laughter born solely from nostalgia.CH Staff October 06, 2009
Hey! Everybody! Let's make a movie about a high-end jeweler -- but the joke is they only sell iced-out Slap Bracelets and Candy Necklaces! I'm wet with the win here -- I smell another Quendelton!*is a College Humor writer*
*fuck*
Hardly Working: New York City Story
Back when I was your age, we didn't need facts.
CH Staff October 06, 2009
The only thing that deserves a whiff of credence there is "very honestly", and even then, it works in context, but I wish I had used something else. I mean, attack my second comment for putting "good taste" in quotes, if anything.I weep openly with embarrassment for you when you say things like "non-resonant means noise proof" (which in addition to being blatantly incorrect in its exclusiveness, proves you have no grasp on something as elementary as metaphor) and "He started a sentence with And". Like, why are you hawking other peoples' grammar and word usage when you haven't learned that novel, self-aware uses of existing grammar constructs are acceptable and even encouraged by the writing community at large? I'm not even a writer and I'm knocked out by the pungency of your bullshit! What is the matter with you?
You're a gigantic, quivering wiener, Riley, defending a cancerous institution while shooting strands of your misinformed seed into the pleading mouths of your equally idiotic and come-hungry audience. Just like College Humor, you are a worthless agent of convention, and I pray for your destruction.
CH Staff October 05, 2009
Having "good taste" isn't a psychiatric disorder, you glib fuck.CH Staff October 05, 2009
This is very honestly the worst online video I've ever seen. The concept, writing, execution, acting, all putrid. How do you live with the shame of birthing such awful? How? How do you all continue to put out such obviously horrid, non-resonant material? Who likes this shit? And do you really want to pander to them? Do you ever question what you're doing for a living? Where's your ambition? I'm stunned at what people will do for a cheap, fleeting lick of fame, Christ.Freestyle Pong Tricks
Who says you can't use a liberal arts degree?
mh October 05, 2009
Weren't these videos en vogue four or five years ago? What the fuck are you doing?Hardly Working: New York City Story
Back when I was your age, we didn't need facts.
CH Staff October 06, 2009
The only thing that deserves a whiff of credence there is "very honestly", and even then, it works in context, but I wish I had used something else. I mean, attack my second comment for putting "good taste" in quotes, if anything.I weep openly with embarrassment for you when you say things like "non-resonant means noise proof" (which in addition to being blatantly incorrect in its exclusiveness, proves you have no grasp on something as elementary as metaphor) and "He started a sentence with And". Like, why are you hawking other peoples' grammar and word usage when you haven't learned that novel, self-aware uses of existing grammar constructs are acceptable and even encouraged by the writing community at large? I'm not even a writer and I'm knocked out by the pungency of your bullshit! What is the matter with you?
You're a gigantic, quivering wiener, Riley, defending a cancerous institution while shooting strands of your misinformed seed into the pleading mouths of your equally idiotic and come-hungry audience. Just like College Humor, you are a worthless agent of convention, and I pray for your destruction.
CH Staff October 05, 2009
Having "good taste" isn't a psychiatric disorder, you glib fuck.CH Staff October 05, 2009
This is very honestly the worst online video I've ever seen. The concept, writing, execution, acting, all putrid. How do you live with the shame of birthing such awful? How? How do you all continue to put out such obviously horrid, non-resonant material? Who likes this shit? And do you really want to pander to them? Do you ever question what you're doing for a living? Where's your ambition? I'm stunned at what people will do for a cheap, fleeting lick of fame, Christ.Hardly Working: New York City Story
Back when I was your age, we didn't need facts.
CH Staff October 06, 2009
The only thing that deserves a whiff of credence there is "very honestly", and even then, it works in context, but I wish I had used something else. I mean, attack my second comment for putting "good taste" in quotes, if anything.I weep openly with embarrassment for you when you say things like "non-resonant means noise proof" (which in addition to being blatantly incorrect in its exclusiveness, proves you have no grasp on something as elementary as metaphor) and "He started a sentence with And". Like, why are you hawking other peoples' grammar and word usage when you haven't learned that novel, self-aware uses of existing grammar constructs are acceptable and even encouraged by the writing community at large? I'm not even a writer and I'm knocked out by the pungency of your bullshit! What is the matter with you?
You're a gigantic, quivering wiener, Riley, defending a cancerous institution while shooting strands of your misinformed seed into the pleading mouths of your equally idiotic and come-hungry audience. Just like College Humor, you are a worthless agent of convention, and I pray for your destruction.
CH Staff October 05, 2009
Having "good taste" isn't a psychiatric disorder, you glib fuck.CH Staff October 05, 2009
This is very honestly the worst online video I've ever seen. The concept, writing, execution, acting, all putrid. How do you live with the shame of birthing such awful? How? How do you all continue to put out such obviously horrid, non-resonant material? Who likes this shit? And do you really want to pander to them? Do you ever question what you're doing for a living? Where's your ambition? I'm stunned at what people will do for a cheap, fleeting lick of fame, Christ.Tubthumping with Julia Nunes and Jake and Amir
Internet ukulele sensation Julia Nunes lets Jake and Amir butcher one of her covers.
mh September 24, 2009
hahahahaha he likes chicken mcnuggets!!!!!!Awesome Crutches Skateboarder
16-Year-Old Daniel Pelletier is paralyzed from the waste down, but that doesn't stop him from SHREDDING!
mh July 28, 2009
from the waste downJake and Amir: Party Planning
A man, a plan, a party: Ytrapa.
Jake and Amir July 28, 2009
Fire your fucking audio guy, jesus.Donatello Gets Screwed
Splinter loved all three of his ninja turtles equally.
CH Staff July 17, 2009
Nobody else finds this animation style and voice acting nauseatingly bad? I can't tolerate your braindead scrawls of nothing. Who writes this? Who? There is no imagination, here. Nothing but retread. I don't understand why you people don't try harder. At least put forth an effort. Did any of you unironically laugh at the script as you were writing it? Really? Did you?Ben Schwartz Interviews Gold Medalist for ESPN
Ben asks Olympic gymnast Nastia Liukin the questions the fans want to ask .
Ben Schwartz July 17, 2009
Ah yes, another amateur just finished watching "Between Two Ferns" and decided to make a go at an awkward interview. You're not Zach Galifianakis. This was awkward only in that the jokes ring dead and empty, falling to the ground with that squealing PING of failure each and every excruciating time. You're terrible. Stop. Stop doing what you're doing in life. Pick a different direction. Please. I'm being 100% genuine when I say that you're embarrassing yourself to an absurd degree. Enough.Bleep Bloop: Artsy Fartsy Games
Is Noby Noby Boy the Gravity's Rainbow of videogames? We're not sure, we don't like to read books. But probably?
Jeff Rubin April 23, 2009
you degrade the label of 'art' by placing it anywhere near the arena of video games. it is not a craft able to heft any true creativity or art. there is nothing deep or interesting about this medium. if you have a chrono trigger avatar as an adult and feel the need to defend its status in a world filled with such genuinely uplifting creations, things, and people, you have aspergers syndrome. grow up. video games are for children.Jeff Rubin April 23, 2009
dismiss me if you want. i'm not the one contriving an argument for the artistic merit of VIDEO GAMES here. for god's sake. take a single fucking high school literature course and tell me the script in chrono trigger or whatever other horrid shit fantasy japanese disaster is somehow comparable or up to par with ANY of the obliged material. "general leo...i think i know...what love...is..." fucking hell i'm glad i grew into an adult who no longer frequents gamefaqs or any of that empty, nerdy shit, christ you people make me so sadJeff Rubin April 23, 2009
also, here's the extent of grand storytelling in gta4: "nikkooooo!! my cousinnnnnn!!!" repeat to infinity and add a huge amount of lazy and offensive stereotypes and you end up with a stupid as shit gamePickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures: Part 2
by Conor McKeon November 11, 2009mh November 12, 2009
Yay! More retread College Humor shit. Repetition breeds comedy, right?You are worthless. Stop. Do something else with your life.
Pop Culture QuickNotes: October 30
by Sarah Schneider October 30, 2009mh October 30, 2009
Does College Humor not reference pop culture enough in their shitty videos that you all need a weekly article for it, too? This is beyond unnecessary.5 Best Articles, Videos and Pictures of October
by Kevin Corrigan October 20, 2009mh October 27, 2009
Why does everyone always come back to this? I have never trumpeted myself a comedian, unlike the staff here at College Humor. I'm not going to give them points for being brave enough to try, because they aren't brave, nor are they really trying. Brave people experiment, innovate, and challenge. There's never time for self-congratulation or repetition, because it's contradictory to a process that never ends. College Humor is forever content to bathe in its own filth, flinging Twitter bits and Amir catchphrases at an increasingly sloven audience because it's EASY. How is that respectable or defensible? They actively insult your intelligence, and you shield them? Why?!I paid to watch this video with my time and the knowledge that, in a small way, I'm condoning mediocrity. Mediocrity somehow marketed as genius. They are frauds who aspire nothing more than to destroy American culture by lowering the standard of acceptability. They are shameful comedy terrorists.
mh October 27, 2009
Are you...what? Do you really think College Humor produces enough quality material to warrant a monthly circle jerk like this? Are you joking?mh October 27, 2009
What's funny is that most of the editorial staff at College Humor purport to be huge forward-thinking liberals on the front lines of Egalitaria, yet this site is rife with homophobic and sexist slurs, usually from their loudest, quickest supporters. Look at what this site enables. Look at how they sell their principles for a check from Frito-Lay.mh October 27, 2009
Dane, if I were looking to use the term opportunity cost, I would have. I'm not bemoaning the relative loss of time. I'm upset that I exist as a "hit" for them, one that can't be differentiated from unthinking dipshits like you who gobble this slop up daily. I don't come here for the comedy. I come to witness self-obsessed apocalypse.5 Best Articles, Videos and Pictures of October
by Kevin Corrigan October 20, 2009mh October 27, 2009
Why does everyone always come back to this? I have never trumpeted myself a comedian, unlike the staff here at College Humor. I'm not going to give them points for being brave enough to try, because they aren't brave, nor are they really trying. Brave people experiment, innovate, and challenge. There's never time for self-congratulation or repetition, because it's contradictory to a process that never ends. College Humor is forever content to bathe in its own filth, flinging Twitter bits and Amir catchphrases at an increasingly sloven audience because it's EASY. How is that respectable or defensible? They actively insult your intelligence, and you shield them? Why?!I paid to watch this video with my time and the knowledge that, in a small way, I'm condoning mediocrity. Mediocrity somehow marketed as genius. They are frauds who aspire nothing more than to destroy American culture by lowering the standard of acceptability. They are shameful comedy terrorists.
mh October 27, 2009
Are you...what? Do you really think College Humor produces enough quality material to warrant a monthly circle jerk like this? Are you joking?mh October 27, 2009
What's funny is that most of the editorial staff at College Humor purport to be huge forward-thinking liberals on the front lines of Egalitaria, yet this site is rife with homophobic and sexist slurs, usually from their loudest, quickest supporters. Look at what this site enables. Look at how they sell their principles for a check from Frito-Lay.mh October 27, 2009
Dane, if I were looking to use the term opportunity cost, I would have. I'm not bemoaning the relative loss of time. I'm upset that I exist as a "hit" for them, one that can't be differentiated from unthinking dipshits like you who gobble this slop up daily. I don't come here for the comedy. I come to witness self-obsessed apocalypse.5 Best Articles, Videos and Pictures of October
by Kevin Corrigan October 20, 2009mh October 27, 2009
Why does everyone always come back to this? I have never trumpeted myself a comedian, unlike the staff here at College Humor. I'm not going to give them points for being brave enough to try, because they aren't brave, nor are they really trying. Brave people experiment, innovate, and challenge. There's never time for self-congratulation or repetition, because it's contradictory to a process that never ends. College Humor is forever content to bathe in its own filth, flinging Twitter bits and Amir catchphrases at an increasingly sloven audience because it's EASY. How is that respectable or defensible? They actively insult your intelligence, and you shield them? Why?!I paid to watch this video with my time and the knowledge that, in a small way, I'm condoning mediocrity. Mediocrity somehow marketed as genius. They are frauds who aspire nothing more than to destroy American culture by lowering the standard of acceptability. They are shameful comedy terrorists.
mh October 27, 2009
Are you...what? Do you really think College Humor produces enough quality material to warrant a monthly circle jerk like this? Are you joking?mh October 27, 2009
What's funny is that most of the editorial staff at College Humor purport to be huge forward-thinking liberals on the front lines of Egalitaria, yet this site is rife with homophobic and sexist slurs, usually from their loudest, quickest supporters. Look at what this site enables. Look at how they sell their principles for a check from Frito-Lay.mh October 27, 2009
Dane, if I were looking to use the term opportunity cost, I would have. I'm not bemoaning the relative loss of time. I'm upset that I exist as a "hit" for them, one that can't be differentiated from unthinking dipshits like you who gobble this slop up daily. I don't come here for the comedy. I come to witness self-obsessed apocalypse.5 Best Articles, Videos and Pictures of October
by Kevin Corrigan October 20, 2009mh October 27, 2009
Why does everyone always come back to this? I have never trumpeted myself a comedian, unlike the staff here at College Humor. I'm not going to give them points for being brave enough to try, because they aren't brave, nor are they really trying. Brave people experiment, innovate, and challenge. There's never time for self-congratulation or repetition, because it's contradictory to a process that never ends. College Humor is forever content to bathe in its own filth, flinging Twitter bits and Amir catchphrases at an increasingly sloven audience because it's EASY. How is that respectable or defensible? They actively insult your intelligence, and you shield them? Why?!I paid to watch this video with my time and the knowledge that, in a small way, I'm condoning mediocrity. Mediocrity somehow marketed as genius. They are frauds who aspire nothing more than to destroy American culture by lowering the standard of acceptability. They are shameful comedy terrorists.
mh October 27, 2009
Are you...what? Do you really think College Humor produces enough quality material to warrant a monthly circle jerk like this? Are you joking?mh October 27, 2009
What's funny is that most of the editorial staff at College Humor purport to be huge forward-thinking liberals on the front lines of Egalitaria, yet this site is rife with homophobic and sexist slurs, usually from their loudest, quickest supporters. Look at what this site enables. Look at how they sell their principles for a check from Frito-Lay.mh October 27, 2009
Dane, if I were looking to use the term opportunity cost, I would have. I'm not bemoaning the relative loss of time. I'm upset that I exist as a "hit" for them, one that can't be differentiated from unthinking dipshits like you who gobble this slop up daily. I don't come here for the comedy. I come to witness self-obsessed apocalypse.Five Bosses You'll Have After College
by Owen Parsons October 26, 2009mh October 26, 2009
Perfect! Another 'list' article with shit graphics and shittier humor. Tip your glasses to the intrepid Internet trailblazer Owen Parsons, everyone, whose striving efforts to push the comedy envelope is sure to define the current humor zeitgeist. He's like Woody Allen, but twice as innovative.mh October 26, 2009
haha.mh October 26, 2009
Why in the world am I being attacked? And where did I proclaim my own creative genius? By working for College Humor, Owen is declaring some semblance of comedic relevance, opening himself up to criticism. We all clicked on this article hoping to sate our desire for laughter, and we trusted Owen, who, by virtue of his employment, presumes himself as more humor enlightened than the rest of us. He promises to keep us fulfilled, and we play along with his delusions of lordship as long as this promise remains unbroken. With insulting arrogance and laziness, he then serves us the poked-through shit of yesterday, assuming we're content to stomach ANYTHING. He actually thought you'd appreciate this article. That is what I'm attacking.Why, Owen? Why not work and think and study and consider before selling out and slapping your name on something you'll be ashamed of next week? College Humor is a tragedy, its actors specters of ambition, content to peddle their frayed scraps of wit to an unwashed, uncultured, idiotic audience. You all deserve each other. "your ego will be piledrived". Good Lord, what rubbish.
Five Bosses You'll Have After College
by Owen Parsons October 26, 2009mh October 26, 2009
Perfect! Another 'list' article with shit graphics and shittier humor. Tip your glasses to the intrepid Internet trailblazer Owen Parsons, everyone, whose striving efforts to push the comedy envelope is sure to define the current humor zeitgeist. He's like Woody Allen, but twice as innovative.mh October 26, 2009
haha.mh October 26, 2009
Why in the world am I being attacked? And where did I proclaim my own creative genius? By working for College Humor, Owen is declaring some semblance of comedic relevance, opening himself up to criticism. We all clicked on this article hoping to sate our desire for laughter, and we trusted Owen, who, by virtue of his employment, presumes himself as more humor enlightened than the rest of us. He promises to keep us fulfilled, and we play along with his delusions of lordship as long as this promise remains unbroken. With insulting arrogance and laziness, he then serves us the poked-through shit of yesterday, assuming we're content to stomach ANYTHING. He actually thought you'd appreciate this article. That is what I'm attacking.Why, Owen? Why not work and think and study and consider before selling out and slapping your name on something you'll be ashamed of next week? College Humor is a tragedy, its actors specters of ambition, content to peddle their frayed scraps of wit to an unwashed, uncultured, idiotic audience. You all deserve each other. "your ego will be piledrived". Good Lord, what rubbish.
Five Bosses You'll Have After College
by Owen Parsons October 26, 2009mh October 26, 2009
Perfect! Another 'list' article with shit graphics and shittier humor. Tip your glasses to the intrepid Internet trailblazer Owen Parsons, everyone, whose striving efforts to push the comedy envelope is sure to define the current humor zeitgeist. He's like Woody Allen, but twice as innovative.mh October 26, 2009
haha.mh October 26, 2009
Why in the world am I being attacked? And where did I proclaim my own creative genius? By working for College Humor, Owen is declaring some semblance of comedic relevance, opening himself up to criticism. We all clicked on this article hoping to sate our desire for laughter, and we trusted Owen, who, by virtue of his employment, presumes himself as more humor enlightened than the rest of us. He promises to keep us fulfilled, and we play along with his delusions of lordship as long as this promise remains unbroken. With insulting arrogance and laziness, he then serves us the poked-through shit of yesterday, assuming we're content to stomach ANYTHING. He actually thought you'd appreciate this article. That is what I'm attacking.Why, Owen? Why not work and think and study and consider before selling out and slapping your name on something you'll be ashamed of next week? College Humor is a tragedy, its actors specters of ambition, content to peddle their frayed scraps of wit to an unwashed, uncultured, idiotic audience. You all deserve each other. "your ego will be piledrived". Good Lord, what rubbish.
Quad Breakdown
by Sarah Schneider September 24, 2009mh September 24, 2009
Less words, less scrolling, mo' tits, shut up.mh September 25, 2009
Keep defending her! She'll totally go out with you!Less Celebrated Events In American History
by RIC Chicken September 24, 2009mh September 24, 2009
The second one is beyond awful, and you know that. The last two show hope, though. Nobody here is going to recognize that because they're morons, but ride those, son.Quad Breakdown
by Sarah Schneider September 24, 2009mh September 24, 2009
Less words, less scrolling, mo' tits, shut up.mh September 25, 2009
Keep defending her! She'll totally go out with you!6 Musicians Who Left Bands Right Before They Got Famous
by Jeff & Patrick August 05, 2009mh August 05, 2009
At first, I thought this might have been a thoughtful, fake article, with the joke being "There was a Pete Best? Nothing's coming up on Wikipedia..." but it's just more boring as fuck tripe from Jeff and Patrick. Go stick your dick in a Nintendo, assholes.