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1.21 gigawatts of dope rhymes.

Made possible by the mini-Hell's Angels

Prepare to have everything you knew about ice turned upside-down.

Goody Parsons bakes a cake sweeter than Goody Hencock's cake with only one trifle of sugar. How can Goody Parsons do this? The answer is simple; she's a witch.

I have a hard time believing this makes any more sense if you speak Japanese.

With all the wisdom he's collected over those thousands of years it's hard to understand why he made The Day The Earth Stood Still.

For Halloween Christopher Walken became an impression of himself.

These gangstas aren't just packing heat.

"Wait, what was that 213th line from again?"

You think this is something, you should see their Thanksgiving display.

Our campaign to save the arcades with Stride Gum continues to sunny California. At least we heard it's sunny, we spent most our time playing arcade games.

Sure, he'll save Hyrule. But first...

Beware of adorable, homicidal lamps.

It only makes sense that a goal this incredible would happen where the Bruins play, but not by the Bruins.

Actual footage of the cardboard critter infestation plaguing the Netherlands.

Soon art degrees will be even more worthless than communications degrees. Oh, wait.

Brought to you by the letter G. And Halliburton.

...is so fat, she's been hospitalized for morbid obesity. The newest from Elephant Larry.

Cracked Out presents a rap about the most underrated part of a woman's body.

As if zombies weren't enough we also have scantily clad bikini ninjas, nazis, and typing tutors.