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Genuinely funny vandalism.

They'll never know I buried my bone here...

Remember that Far Side comic about the woman with couch camo? Or that scene in Garden State?

It's important to be cultured and take in great works of art.

TWO MUST ENTER ONE MUST LEAVE!

Nothing's sadder than the fat kid eating lunch by himself in the cafeteria.

I got it! I got it! I g-

The NFL quickly revoked their new one-hand touch rule.

They only ran out after the neanderthal manager, Glor, murdered the entire kitchen staff and replaced the meat in the freezer with their bodies.

My stupid mom set me up on this stupid play date.

A great costume would be Billie Dee Williams as Two-Face.

Drinking helps loosen me up, I've been UNDER PRESSURE!

One on left will grow thick beard when he become man at 13.

That Mother F@%^er gave me another bad coupon.

All you need is Ahnold to catch a Predator.

Turd Ferguson is in a commanding lead.

At least he wasn't giving candy out. When he starts you should be scared.

I spent a lot of time on these costumes guys, so c'mon, I'm trying to be super serial.

What's the female equivalent of "schwing"?

The breakfast treat that tastes just like saw dust.