A springtime instructional video for the aspiring gardener/psychedelic enthusiast.

This will be funny one day, as long as he doesn't grow up to kill somebody.

You can do three things with sheep: eat them, make them into sweaters, and create innovative works of living art. This is that second thing.

Wow, when you're famous, you can do anything. Even if it's as lame as crashing the news.

This is the standard penalty for wearing non-regulation footwear in their league.

This is everyone's college experience, right? RIGHT?!

Coincidentally, their high school motto is: "Pass it to the guy behind you."

See what happens when his sweater only has one color?

I had always thought there was something a little avant-garde about her answers.

"Dear God, why don't we have a drill for this?"

Now that is what I call killing two birds with one stone. Or at least really hurting them.

A trick-or-treater learns about Hellfire, damnation, and other fun Halloween traditions.

See, tennis players can turn out OK.

Wanna know what else gets you chicks? Posting online tutorial videos on how to get chicks.

Not as fun as it sounds.

Don't move over, Tina Fey. There's a new impersonator in town, and he's not even close.

His parents never taught him not to talk back.

Paul Schneider celebrates our ninth President with a fifth of vodka.

Brandon Hardesty is like a one-man-band but for movies.

"No, I won't ground you like a normal mother. You'll keep lighting yourself on fire and posting it online until you learn how to tell the truth."