Dan Amerman
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Wrote an article on Thursday, May 8As if finals weren't bad enough...
-Today I also accidentally walked in on my roommate wacking it. He was squatting naked on top of my desk.Friday:-I'll probably get hit by a car.
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Wrote an article on Tuesday, May 6
Robert Downey Jr. Lends a Helping Hand
(Davie, a scrawny 15-year-old, knocks on the door of Robert Downey Jr.'s Beverly Hills mansion.)RD: Oh hi Davie. How are you today?D: Oh I'm pretty good Robert Downey Jr. (His stomach grumbles) Just hungry, that's all...RD: Wow Davie, that was a...
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Wrote an article on Tuesday, Apr 29
Roommate Limericks
I love my roommates, so they all get limericks...YAY!Roommate #1: DallasDa' las person you slept with got warts,As soon as she took off her shorts.So next time you're gonna tap it,Make sure that you wrap it,Or you'll get kicked if Debbie plays...
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Wrote an article on Monday, Apr 28
Pick up lines, Translated
Pick up lines are a sure way to get the girl! Just don't use them if the girl has read this article...Simply roll your mouse over the text to see its true meaning!I love that you girls know how to PARTY!I love that in an hour, you girls are gonna...
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Wrote an article on Thursday, Apr 24
I should really be writing this paper...
(Dan is sitting at his desk staring at a blank word document. It is 3am and he has a HUGE paper due that very morning. To rationalize his procrastination, Dan's schizophrenia gives personalities to the objects in the room!! And let me tell you,...
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Liked an article on Thursday, May 8As if finals weren't bad enough...
-Today I also accidentally walked in on my roommate wacking it. He was squatting naked on top of my desk.Friday:-I'll probably get hit by a car.
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Commented on a article on Thursday, May 8yes i should! -
Liked an article on Tuesday, May 6
Robert Downey Jr. Lends a Helping Hand
(Davie, a scrawny 15-year-old, knocks on the door of Robert Downey Jr.'s Beverly Hills mansion.)RD: Oh hi Davie. How are you today?D: Oh I'm pretty good Robert Downey Jr. (His stomach grumbles) Just hungry, that's all...RD: Wow Davie, that was a...
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Commented on a article on Friday, May 29
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Commented on a article on Friday, May 29
