-Today I also accidentally walked in on my roommate wacking it. He was squatting naked on top of my desk.Friday:-I'll probably get hit by a car.
(Davie, a scrawny 15-year-old, knocks on the door of Robert Downey Jr.'s Beverly Hills mansion.)RD: Oh hi Davie. How are you today?D: Oh I'm pretty good Robert Downey Jr. (His stomach grumbles) Just hungry, that's all...RD: Wow Davie, that was a...
I love my roommates, so they all get limericks...YAY!Roommate #1: DallasDa' las person you slept with got warts,As soon as she took off her shorts.So next time you're gonna tap it,Make sure that you wrap it,Or you'll get kicked if Debbie plays...
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(Dan is sitting at his desk staring at a blank word document. It is 3am and he has a HUGE paper due that very morning. To rationalize his procrastination, Dan's schizophrenia gives personalities to the objects in the room!! And let me tell you,...
-Today I also accidentally walked in on my roommate wacking it. He was squatting naked on top of my desk.Friday:-I'll probably get hit by a car.
(Davie, a scrawny 15-year-old, knocks on the door of Robert Downey Jr.'s Beverly Hills mansion.)RD: Oh hi Davie. How are you today?D: Oh I'm pretty good Robert Downey Jr. (His stomach grumbles) Just hungry, that's all...RD: Wow Davie, that was a...