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Today I learned that you can usually tell how depressed someone is by the length of their beard, and how much of an assh*le someone is by the thinness of their goatee.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1508883"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.baby.23.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-02-22 21:31:52 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1508883">Darius Emadi</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 57 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />