Cycloptic Vagina Face is slated to be the new Batman villain in 2010

Danica!

I went to the Indy race at Texas Motor Speedway on June 7th. I was screaming out Danica Patrick's name at her pit stop after the race to be funny with my friends. A 15 year old slapped me for doing do...

Moments later, he was dead.

Just one round of beer pong, guys. I don't want to get drunk.

Leto should stick to acting

Apparently I looked like Jared Leto from '30 Seconds to Mars' this past Halloween.

Shaving Prank

Don't pass out in my presence!

There is too much going on.

Mirage Pube

Isn't the Mirage supposed to be so fresh and so clean clean?

2 girls, 1 cup, 11 reactions

Morning Wood

"Her boyfriend wanted to fight me b/c of these pictures."

The sad part? That's his real penis.

Good for your body

I'm never shopping at Sack'N'Save again..

Paul Draw

Me drawing Paul McCartney

If a dog with one cigarette is funny, then...

Shirt for Brains

After 2 beers, 2 Irish carbombs, 2 glasses of box wine, and an unknown number of shots of whiskey, shirts don't work as pants...

"My friend has a buddy that works in the University registrar and when he had his ID made, his friend put this name on it. He didn't notice until two weeks later. He then told the University, who gave him free text books and fired his friend."

Wedding Day Shots

"The day of the wedding, the groom's friend decides he wants them both to down a fifth of Jack in one Minute. At the wedding, the groom barely made it down the aisle, but had enough energy for the reception."