Happy Spring, friends! Let's look at some skin, shall we?

Megan Fox was voted the Sexiest Woman in the World by FHM magazine,
which obviously doesn't mind that she bones a washed-up star from Beverly Hills, 90210. That kinda pushes her back to like, number 3 in our book. [IDLYITW]

Here is Britain's hottest woman, Amy Winehouse, after she beat up a of couple dudes at a bar. Amy might get arrested! Hey if she won't go to rehab, jail works. [CelebSlam]

It's surprisingly easy to learn a lot about your instructors based on the messages they send you. Check it out.

Photographer: All right, shall we get started? Let's see two big smiles!

Man: Wait!

Photographer: Of course. I'm sorry. When you're ready.

Woman: You should take off your shirt, baby.

Photographer: He should?

Man: I ­mean, I didn't get this tattoo of a squashed bug on my shoulder so that it would be hidden during our photos.

Photographer: Right. Sorry. Ready now?

Man: Not even close. Baby, take off your shirt too.

Woman: You think so?

Photographer: Probably n--

Man: I've never been so sure about anything, ever.

Woman: I love you so hard.

Photographer: All right. You're both topless now.

Man: Pretty awesome, right?

Photographer: ...and she's pregnant. She's definitely pregnant.

Woman: Yes.

Photographer: So, sir, let me get this straight. You came into Wal-Mart to take a topless photo of you both, and your... wife is it?

Man: What DON'T you get?

George W. Bush
Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.
F*ck you, Switzerland.

Abraham Lincoln
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
All men are equally superior to women.

George Washington
I cannot tell a lie.
How do you know I'm not lying to you right now?