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No, We Are Not Having Sex in Your Twin Bed
I'm sorry, maybe you didn't understand. Allow me to repeat myself.
There will be no coitus of any kind in your bed, specifically due to the bed's shape and size. Is that clear enough for you to understand?
You might be curious as to why I have nipped our potential foreplay, intercourse, and eventual spooning in the bud, simply for reasons of bed-size. Let me explain.
First and foremost, I'm uncomfortable doing anything physically exerting when confined to a such a miniscule space, mostly due to the sheer size of our bodies in relation to the bed itself.
Let's look at the cold hard facts. As a tall woman (I stack up at 5-feet-10 inches), I find the space provided by a twin bed to be inadequate for any sort of intimacy.
The overall dimensions of a twin bed are 39'' wide and 75'' long. The width-per-person of a twin bed is 39'', as opposed to say, a double bed that is 54'' wide with a width-per-person of 27''.
Do you understand what that means? It means that even the manufacturers of twin beds, cruel as they are, understand that the bed is constructed specifically for one person, not two.
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