"What did I do to deserve this?"

At last, this sport makes sense to me!

In some parts of the country it's not considered poor form to scare the sh*t out of someone holding a gun.

At least, in 8 weeks when his jaw is healed, he'll be able to tell people he got hurt skateboarding.

So THAT'S How cell phones work...

They don't mean to be the bad guy here...

Thank God they taped this.

"Wait a second, this isn't a bank at all!"

Yoke's on you.

Though it's impossible to say, it's safe to assume this idea started with the ketchup bottle.

The greatest minds of the late '70s determine our children's futures.

There's a stranger out to find you.

Anyway mom and dad, just wondering how to take care of a dog. Hope to hear back soon!

George Washington - the new Chuck Norris?