gym shorts Likes

Hey, we couldn't even look her in the eyes if we wanted to.

"She was just lying on my bed when I got back to my dorm. So I politely asked her to leave. She was obviously lost and in the wrong room."

Maybe God is a woman?

Beat THAT Coppertone.

The pros for having a tanning bed in your apartment really, really outweigh the cons. Did I say con, I meant con-cer. Cancer. I meant cancer.

Seat belts with built-in airbags? That's innovation folks!

"That Ginger."

Where's the other cupcake?

Why is she not famous? WHY?!?

"OMG I went to sleep a B cup and woke up like this! Thank you Santa."

"Whoa, seaweed... that's just soo cool. All other girls are so ditsy and fake, but you seem so real. Let's hang out."

Far too hot out for her "Save Darfur" shirt.

Five more and I will have all the marionettes I need for my live action presentation of Bambi.

We'd know if she was blushing because she'd have rosy cheeks.

Oops, we accidentally find ourselves in an extremely sexy pose right as the camera got here. We're so silly!

School is for losers, but schoolgirl outfits are cool. Just one of those unexplainable mysteries of life, I guess.

Finally, my years of studying Hello Kitty minutiae pays off!

I'm telling you guys, pale is the new tan for summer '09.

Okay, okay. Now let me see one of you riding on the other one's back. I want to see how that plays.

Stop monkeying around and take it off already!