Uncle Owen: So...you think this is the best idea?
Obi-Wan: Of course, you're Luke's only living relative. Where else is he supposed to go?
Uncle Owen: I was thinking anywhere else. This is absolutely the first place that anyone would look for him.
Obi-Wan: Who's gonna be looking for him?
Uncle Owen: Hmmm...maybe ANAKIN?! My psycho half-brother who is now Emporer Palpatine's apprentice. Remember him?
Obi-Wan: Uncle Owen, I chopped off his legs and watched him get all burned up. It's not like anyone has the technology to heal him.
Uncle Owen: What?! They absolutely do. We can travel at light speed through outer space, we sure as hell can heal some burn victim who has magic powers. I've got a bad feeling about this...
Obi-Wan: I wouldn't worry. It's not like he'd be able to find you.
Uncle Owen: Oh yeah, I'm sure the Emporer's right hand man would never think to check his home planet, his only living relative, or the only other person in the galaxy named "Skywalker." Can't we call him something else? How about Luke Smith?
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