
Aladdin: I want Princess Jasmine to lust for me non-stop.
Genie: Uh-uh, I can't make anyone fall in love with -
Aladdin: No. Lust. Like, she wants to bang me all the time, day and night. No love required.
Genie: Oh...come on. That's pretty much the same thing.
Aladdin: I live on the streets and my best friend is the monkey from Outbreak, you think I'm ready for a steady girlfriend?
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Obi-Wan: I wouldn't worry. It's not like he'd be able to find you.
Uncle Owen: Oh yeah, I'm sure the Emporer's right hand man would never think to check his home planet, his only living relative, or the only other person in the galaxy named "Skywalker." Can't we call him something else? How about Luke Smith?