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3 total in October 2009

  • New Sim On the Block

    by Andrew B. October 30, 2009
    Bill:     Hello, new acquaintance.

    Dave: Hey, neighbor, can I ask you something?

    Bill:     City hall. Rain cloud. Dollar sign.

    Dave: Um, yeah. Listen, I really need a friend. My boss says I can't get promoted until I get one and learn something about cooking. Life in politics is not what I imagined.

    Bill: Soccer ball. Earth. Ghost!

    Dave: Uh...huh.

    Bill: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!

    Pause.

    Dave: So....you watch any sports or anything?

    Bill: Backrub?

    Dave: Um, no thanks. I only ask because my TV only gets four channels, and they all speak this non-sense jibberish language. It's so weird.

    Bill: Backrub?

    Dave: Uh, still no, thanks.

    Bill: Tickle!

    Dave: Haaaa...very funny. That was not at all awkward.

    Bill: We're friends now.

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  • 4 Most Famous Ghosts Caught by the Ghostbusters

    by Andrew B. October 23, 2009

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  • The Legend of the Legend of Zelda

    by Andrew B. October 16, 2009
    Legend...wait for it...ofzelda!
    Link:     Huzzah! I've conquered innumerable foes, overcome impossible odds, trekked far and wide, come to the brink of death, defeated the unstoppable Ganon, and saved the fair princess!

    Zelda: Yes, and for years to come, people will speak of the Legend of Zelda!

    Link: Yes, the Legend of...what?

    Zelda: Zelda - the legendary princess who was kidnapped and braved being trapped for a while until some elf guy saved her!

    Link: I...I think you have this backwards. I'm the one who did all of the exciting stuff that would be considered legendary. It'll be the legend of Link that everyone talks about.

    Zelda: Ugh, Link? That's not even a real name. Nope, that legend's all about Zelda.

    Link: But...you didn't do anything.
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