The Girlfriend Game!
by Streeter Seidell 2 days ago
Hey kids, it's time to play the Girlfriend Mix-n-Match Game! Try to match the thing your girlfriend said to the activity you were doing at the time she said it.
Answers after the jump!
| What Your Girlfriend Said | What You Were Doing At The Time |
A. "I can't believe you're enjoying this. It's all fake! | 1. At Medieval Times |
B. "I feel like I'm dating a child." | 2. Visitng a Ripley's Believe It or Not museum |
C. "It reeks in here!" | 3. At a WWE match |
D. "I can't believe you're still doing this." | 4. Playing a game of Guitar Hero |
E. "I'm breaking up with you." | 5. Watching a pornographic movie |
Answers after the jump!
Teenage Mutant Ninja LiveJournal
by Andrew B. November 19, 2008
Do your parents notunderstandtechnology? Do theyask you stupid questions? Do they sendyou absurdtext messages? Do theyuse words like "MyFace," "SpaceBook,"or "TheWorld Wide Web?"
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!
And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!
Your parents' printer.
Danita H, James Madison University
My mom thinks that she can't play dvds on her laptop unless it's plugged in. In response, I told her I was submitting her stupidity to CollegeHumor. She offered me a ride to "the college humor building."
danny simple
My grandma came over for Thanksgiving and asked where the TV guide was.
Tom Briccetti
"Weird. My powers are gone, but my iPod works better than ever."
Last Week on Heroes: A solar eclipse drastically reduced the special effects budget. Claire lost her powers but gained a bullet in her shoulder.
This Week: Still running through the forest, Peter and The Haitian pause so the former can breathe heavily between badly delivered lines of stilted dialogue. Turns out Nathan was captured by Not The Good Haitian But The Other One, and is now chained up in a basement with a couple of prostitutes (naturally), and also speaks their language because why not.
Elle and Sylar bone on a hardwood floor, and Noah waits till they finish before trying to kill them, which is sort of courteous. When the electricoitus is over, the Company Man puts his binoculars and Kleenex away and bursts in guns ablazin,' nearly hitting Sylar. Luckily, Elle blocks the bullet with her vagina.
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