




Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

My dad overheard me and my friends talking about how awesome youtube is. He tried searching for "Youtube Season 1" on DVD.
Benny L
My dad paid 25 dollars for a used VCR. He thinks he got a good deal.
JJ LaMonaca, IUP
My aunt was concerned because she bought Michael Jackson's greatest hits album on iTunes but she hasn't received the CD in the mail yet.
Juan Ramirez, CSUS
My mom couldn't figure out why her e-mails to me were coming back undeliverable for months, even though I gave her my e-mail address several times. Turns out she was sending them with the ending, ".edu.com."
Eric Rapchak


Aladdin: I want Princess Jasmine to lust for me non-stop.
Genie: Uh-uh, I can't make anyone fall in love with -
Aladdin: No. Lust. Like, she wants to bang me all the time, day and night. No love required.
Genie: Oh...come on. That's pretty much the same thing.
Aladdin: I live on the streets and my best friend is the monkey from Outbreak, you think I'm ready for a steady girlfriend?
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