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Those New Facebook Suggestions Are Getting Out of Hand

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:00:00 -0500

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:328495"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/7/collegehumor.1a8d4bdd12eb35c73182c827b94ab675.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-12-01 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:328495">Chase Mitchell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:7"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 20 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

SquantOWN'D

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

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What You're Actually Thankful For This Thanksgiving

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

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Why Pilgrims' Hats Have Buckles

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:45:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1890326"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/e/collegehumor.f23754941eabb249d76b271e4e7ad572.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1320 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Aubrey Plaza

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> After getting her start in hit web series like The Jeannie Tate Show and ESPN's Mayne Street (she's also appeared in a CollegeHumor video or two), Aubrey Plaza currently appears in NBC's Parks and Recreation. She recently finished shooting Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, directed by Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead). She made her feature debut this summer opposite Seth Rogen in Funny People, which comes out on DVD this week. She also wouldn't mind if you followed her on Twitter.

In Funny People, you play a stand-up. You hadn't done stand-up before the movie, correct?

The first time I did it was in Queens. I did do it just for the film - I had met with Judd and I knew the only obstacle was that I wasn't a real stand-up. Then, when I was cast, I came out to L.A. and had to immediately start doing shows with the rest of the cast. I kind of got thrown into it, but I really liked it so I kept doing it. I'm still doing it now.

You came up through the UCB Theatre - how do you feel about the relationship between stand-up and improv?

Improv is obviously collaborative because you have support and people around you. For me, stand-up is terrifying and really, really hard and scary because it's all on you and your delivery and what you're writing and how you're saying it and everything so it's kind of unapologetic.

Stand-ups will spend hours writing and rehearsing a joke to make it sound organic, improv is always that way.

Totally. In terms of what I like, I think I like improvising more. I don't like planned things, but I like writing too. It's a good exercise for your comedy brain to write stand-up jokes and see how they work.

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"Rock Band" Yoko Ono

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923978"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/7/collegehumor.6f017cf813861d35ceba7177eb4ea6b9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 398 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

5 Star Wars Status Updates

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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Hardly Working: Fired Up

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:05:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1892449"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/e/collegehumor.d819baba9288dd9d7440323e91ac093b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1316 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Pop Culture QuickNotes: November 20

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

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Johnny Depp was named the Sexiest Man Alive this week by People magazine. See Johnny? That's better than any dumb Oscar. (IDLYITW)

While in London this week, Beyonce booked two hotel rooms - one for herself, and one for her luggage. Unfortunately, the luggage got two twin beds instead of a queen and hoo boy, you should have seen the luggage. It was livid. The luggage will never stay in that hotel again, no sir. (Celebslam)

Martha Stewart started shit with Rachel Ray this week, saying that she 'cannot bake' and is 'more of an entertainer.' Oh snap! I can't wait to see what polite insults Rachel Ray has up her sleeves! (Which, for the record, Martha thinks are 'a bit flashy.') (Celebslam)

Megan Fox did a photoshoot for the New York Times (I know, what?) this week, and surprise surprise, she's super flexible. She also loves steak, Matchbox cars, video games and doing butt stuff. (Popoholic)

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Honest HBO Warnings

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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3 Easy Ways to Slim Down in College

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Just because you're big, doesn't mean you have to stay that way. Just follow these three easy steps and you'll be trim as a Freshman in no time!

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Issue One Hundred and Thirty Two

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

No flash caligraphy.

Traffic Ticket

I got a traffic ticket the other day for not getting in any accidents. The cop told me he pulled me over for "wreckless driving."

-Silas VanSky

Thanksgiving at Norman Rockwell's House

"Wait, so we have to stay totally still and not eat anything until the painting's done?"

-Alex Schmidt

Brother

My brother is crazy. Crazy like a fox! Yesterday I saw him eating a possum on the side of the road

-Amir Blumenfeld

Math Question

If a 410 pound gorilla is running east towards the White House at 22 mph, and Whoopi Goldberg is 27 miles behind the gorilla, pursuing him on a motorcycle at 68 mph, how much acid did I do?

-Charlie K

Argument

I always used to punch any kid that said Mario was cooler than Sonic, then they took away my substitute teaching license.

-Caldwell Tanner

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Every Part of the Buffalo

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

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Showoff gets Knocked Out

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:16:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1827416"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/d/collegehumor.699c4477aaacffae717a6a3d0540a957.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1837 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Internet Application For Adults

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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Employee Manuals...Probably

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that's how they must have been trained. Here, without naming names, are these companies' employee manuals...probably.

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Parents Just Don't Understand: 11/18

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!

And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!

Your parents' App.

My dad overheard me and my friends talking about how awesome youtube is. He tried searching for "Youtube Season 1" on DVD.
Benny L

My dad paid 25 dollars for a used VCR. He thinks he got a good deal.
JJ LaMonaca, IUP

My aunt was concerned because she bought Michael Jackson's greatest hits album on iTunes but she hasn't received the CD in the mail yet.
Juan Ramirez, CSUS

My mom couldn't figure out why her e-mails to me were coming back undeliverable for months, even though I gave her my e-mail address several times. Turns out she was sending them with the ending, ".edu.com."
Eric Rapchak

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5 Minor Changes That Would Trick Me Into Buying Sarah Palin's New Book

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

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Venn Candygram

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

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5 Famous Last Status Updates

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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