He muttered something about yarn and then passed out like this.

The last picture 10 year old amateur photographer Billy Presco took before being mangled to death by the what locals call "the rabid duo"

I said don't take my picture! I'll kill you!

This puts all the pictures of animals sleeping next to beercans to shame.

Nothing's sadder than the fat kid eating lunch by himself in the cafeteria.

"My puppy needs to work on his poker face. "

DA DA DAAAAAAAA!

Look, if I squeeze you can see his head get bigger.

Guys, this is really embarrassing - my nose is stuck. Can I get a hand?

No animals were anything less than FUCKING AWESOME in the making of this picture.

Dog kisses are weird.

"This kid got his wheelchair caught in the grill of a semi truck. he traveled 5 miles at 55 miles an hour before cops finally pulled the truck over. the driver of the truck said he had no idea that the kid was there."

Our worst nightmares have come true.

Dog Surfs, Skates, Snowboards

"Dog on a snowboard? Now I've seen EVERYTHING!" said a man moments before intentionally blinding himself.

"I know you guys get a hell of a lot of pictures every day, but how can you pass this up? He's so damn CUTE! Plus, it's a friggin real life Sonic the Hedgehog!"

Come back with my puppy - you won't get away with it this time Dr. Shennanigans!