Unconventional Wishes

      If I had a genie in a lamp I would wish for these things. I'm sure of this. These are not your ordinary wishes: I wanna be rich, I wanna live forever, I want to shit out bricks of gold blah blah blah. Those have been...

Racial Stereotypes and their History

There are many racial stereotypes that have been perpetuated throughout society. Most of which can be categorized as "Holy god, that was just plain racist", "sad but true", and finally "WTF, who even thought of that." I'm here today to give you a...

I Can't Wait to Be an Old Man

     When I visit my old grandpa, I realize that with every visit, he gets older and older and he easily forgets things. He's getting deaf and senile and sadly needs to be constantly reminded that he needs to change his...

Two Roommates Discuss an STD

(A college student, Kevin, is sitting in his dorm room looking up Gonorrhea on the internet, when his roommate Mick walks in without him hearing)Mick: (entering room) Hey dude, I got pizza bagels -- ... whoa, what the hell are you looking at?!...

Drunk-O-Vision V

Things look a little different when you're drunk...Sober :: DrunkThis edition of Drunk-O-Vision is brought to you by the illustration talents of Caldwell TannerCheck out the previous four editions of Drunk-O-Vision

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