CollegeHumor: Comments by Murray The Nut http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772306 A Guide to St. Patrick's Day Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772306 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

-St Patrick is renowned for being the patron saint of the stereotype

-In addition to snakes, St. Patrick also banished from Ireland the ability to cook, dental hygiene, and the sun.

-St Patrick's Day officially begins when you have your first pint of Guinness at 9am. If you are in college, this is known as "Tuesday."

-Every March 17th in New York City, people celebrate the ancient Irish art of wandering en masse in the middle of 5th Avenue.

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