106%-o-matic
- From
- The Depths of Satan's Soul
- Member Since
- April 2nd, 2008
Send a message
We have come to dedicate a portion of the Internet for those who were rejected from 105%. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
We resolve that these jokes were not rejected in vain, and that the jokes of the people, by the people, and for the people shall not perish from the Earth.
Contributions
-
Wrote an article on Tuesday, Jun 17106% Issue #6
It's back, and less funnier than ever!A flatbed train car is really just a convertible for hobos.-Adam Hrabik
12 likes |
18 Comments -
Wrote an article on Tuesday, Apr 29
106% Issue #5
Now with 500% more Matt GormanI'm very particular about my grammar. Some people might call me an anal linguist.-Matt Gorman
14 likes |
24 Comments -
Wrote an article on Monday, Apr 21
106% Issue #4
Simon Says "don't read this blurb"You should never judge a book by its cover. Unless there's a naked guy on the cover.-El Barto
22 likes |
26 Comments -
Wrote an article on Wednesday, Apr 9
106% Issue #3
It's like five 105%'s formed together to make a megazord... only funnierI recently discovered that I went to a minor league baseball game one day before those in attendance set a world record. I was so close to being a part of history. Now I know...
33 likes |
40 Comments -
Wrote an article on Tuesday, Apr 8
106% Issue #2
The reviews are in! "If they don't put this on the front page, it's because they are illiterate cowards" [name redacted]The Right-Wing Absentee Father-to-beI'm going to name my son Global Warming. That way it will be easier to pretend he doesn't...
42 likes |
42 Comments
Activity
-
Liked an article on Tuesday, Apr 29106% Issue #5
Now with 500% more Matt GormanI'm very particular about my grammar. Some people might call me an anal linguist.-Matt Gorman
14 likes |
24 Comments -
Liked an article on Wednesday, Apr 9
106% Issue #1
Just as funny as 105%, but even more mathematically implausible!Send your 106% submissions to 106percent@gmail.com
53 likes |
45 Comments -
Liked an article on Wednesday, Apr 9
106% Issue #2
The reviews are in! "If they don't put this on the front page, it's because they are illiterate cowards" [name redacted]The Right-Wing Absentee Father-to-beI'm going to name my son Global Warming. That way it will be easier to pretend he doesn't...
42 likes |
42 Comments -
Liked an article on Wednesday, Apr 9
106% Issue #3
It's like five 105%'s formed together to make a megazord... only funnierI recently discovered that I went to a minor league baseball game one day before those in attendance set a world record. I was so close to being a part of history. Now I know...
33 likes |
40 Comments
