Before an 80's party, Uncle Buck dressed up!
Sorority car wash gets a "that guy." He was like 17 and hung out all day drinking...
Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to live life as a college kid should. And God said unto him, follow these Ten Commandments and you shall be...
A more accurate thing for him to say would have been, "I love cookies."
Rob Paravonian explains why he hates this particular piece of classical music.
Act your age, children.
"Do 'Freebird!!!'"