Ewok Gospel

Can I get a FORCE BE WITH YOU?!?!

The Machine Girl

"It's the feel good movie of the year!" raved the Tokyo Herald. (Note: The Tokyo Herald is edited by a bloodthirsty Yakuza kingpin.)

That's a 9 out of 300.

My tooth doesn't hurt anymore, but now my gums itch!

iPod in Paint

Using an awful Microsoft program to draw an iPod - the irony is palpable.

The Censored Sopranos

A "family" show, now for a family audience.

First!

A deep look into the mind of a first poster.

Another victim of the Swayzer beam.

Dancing Horse

Check dancing horse off your life's 'to-watch' list, and moving alphabetically next up is: Drunk Horse.

Eddie Griffin Crash

Interesting facts about the Ferrari Enzo: Only 349 were ever made, each one costs $1.5 million, and Eddie Griffin wrecked one.

I'll have a you. Make it a triple, and garnish with a lime.

The F'in Departed

The Acadamy Award winning best picture of 2006 in under two minutes.

Dirty Fun

Mud wrestling at a fraternity at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

"My mom was so confident that she shot eyes closed. And yes, she and my little sister beat me and my dad. I still cry sometimes."

Eye on the ball!

Perhaps the world's only snow monster with nipples.

Stairs Fall Down Ouch

Excuse me while I kiss the ground.

Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do.

This entire cake was consumed in less than five minutes.

"The ponytail is part of the camo."