TURN AROUND TURN AROUND OH MY GOD IT'S TOO LATE.

It was salmon season.

Purdue Pain Train

Their training tecqniques may be unorthodox, but these guys beat Notre Dame over the weekend.

Spiked Balls

Bob Uecker reportedly paid $20 million to include this footage on "Wacky World of Sports VIII." It swept the Golden Globes.

Field Goal Rejection

As if being a field-goal kicker wasn't humiliating enough already.

Football Ouchie

Titans Running back Chris Henry must be wondering why he ever came back from his suspension -- and where his cleats are.

Ms. South Carolina

The worst part is the contestants receive the questions ahead of time.

One Liner Services

Vengeance is a dish best served awesome.

This one's funny!

Talking Kitties

How these two managed to nail their lines on the first take I'll never know.

Darth Thriller

The groove is strong with this one.

Barkley's Shut Up and Read

Ernie Johnson gets his sweet revenge on the Chuckster.

Death Defying Slip-N-Slide

The next evolutionary step after Crocodile Mile.

Slo-Mo Water Balloon Montage

Much more interesting than the slow-motion drying off montage.

Scrubs Proposal

The sad reality is that she would leave him in a minute for Zach Braff.

One-String Willie

Only 1/6th as radical as regular acoustic guitar players.

This one's funny!

This one's funny!

Legs Off Dance Off

Just in case you weren't feeling lazy enough.

Beer Pong Slam Dunk

An instant classic! Must watch!