*cell phone alarm goes off*

My Brain: "Sh*t! What time is it? Aw I think I hear it raining outside. Just a few more minutes of sleep...)

*hits snooze on cell phone*
(Yes. My cell phone does have a snooze button, doesn't yours?)

*cell phone alarm goes off again*

My Brain: "Christ that song is getting annoying. I really need to change that.. Ugh. I don't feel like walking to class today. Maybe I'll steal one of those bikes on the rack outside, or maybe even one of those golf carts that constantly try to run me down when I'm listening to my iPod. Somebody should install a horn on those things.. Hell, I don't even have to go to class today. I mean, we had an in-class assignment last time so what are the chances that we'll have another one? But if I just skip that class then I can only sleep for another 45 minutes. I guess I'm gonna have to skip my next two classes while I'm at it. The notes are gonna be up online anyways, I think.. And you know, since not going to those classes frees up my schedule to have lunch, then I might as well enjoy my meal and not go to my afternoon class either. Yeah. This day is already starting to sound awe.. Hey?! Why am I getting wet? What the hell? How did I get in the shower?! Oh well. Looks like I'm learning something today...

Track Selection:

1. We put this song at the beginning of the album cause it was the weakest thing we had, but since it's the first track, you're gonna have to listen to it every time you first put in the cd.

2. E oo ou e ooa i ie, ae' e ee? (We took out the consonants this time, aren't we clever?)

3. "It doesn't matter what we name this song, because if it's in quotes then it's meant to be ironic"

4. I don't (know) why we put words in (parentheses) when they're (essential) to understanding the song (title)

5. If you don't like this song then just break the CD in half and go to town on those wrists (Unless you illegally downloaded it, which pretty much goes for everyone, so just disregard that last thing...)

6. Maybe if we drop that last song down a half step and add a sweet disco beat no one will know the difference

7. I sure hope this gets mixed in with a rap song, cause alone it's not that great

8. I slept with someone in Fall Out Boy and he wouldn't stop crying when we were done

9. I'm getting tired of this, can't we just get MTV to name our songs for us?

10. Fame > Using my god given talents for something that benefits mankind

11. The only difference between Britney Spears and an uninteresting drug addict is press coverage (Oh wait. Wrong band...)

12. Even if this record bombs we can still hold the record for the longest song title on any album. All I have to do is keep writing and...oh no, the bottom of the CD case is coming up too fast we're never going to ma

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