CollegeHumor: Stuff TheAngriestPharm Likes

"Still want me to put a little show on for your guests, MOM!"

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:32:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917640"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/f/collegehumor.f60cabccc5f4b2d87cb56e7f8228d191.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:882865">Paul Ley</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 53 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Video Game FMyLife

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:00:00 -0400

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Today, I got through an entire dungeon, had fireballs shot at me, fought a giant turtle and the princess turns out to be in another castle. FML

I agree, your life sucks (53252) - you totally deserve it (3551)
On 07/17/2009 at 8:24pm - love - by Mario - United States (New York)

Today, I found out you've got to be an adult to defeat Ganondorf. No big deal, right? Just gotta spend seven years sleeping in the Chamber of Sages. I didn't account for all the wet dreams. FML

I agree, your life sucks (26432) - you totally deserve it (14614)
On 07/16/2009 at 1:15pm - misc. - by Link - Hyrule

Today, I failed an important mission because I had to keep saving my useless wingmen. FML

I agree, your life sucks (4442) - you totally deserve it (321)
On 07/15/2009 at 5:35pm - misc. - by Fox - Corneria

Today, I found out I'll be fighting literally everyone in this tournament. There are no brackets, and if I lose even a single fight, I'll probably be thrown into a spike pit. FML

I agree, your life sucks (63242) - you totally deserve it (211)
On 07/15/2009 at 1:32am - misc. - by Liu Kang - China

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-03 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 599 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Said the jaded 26 year-old.

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:00:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917480"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/1/collegehumor.4a093130b21c7cd8248a7c2177397782.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1228484">Anthony</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:112"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 184 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Russian Prank Goes RIGHT

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 12:11:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913076"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.0551d9ace48b5be7b9fa1964d49043e3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 947 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Arrogant Call of Duty: World at War Kill

Mon, 18 May 2009 13:19:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911525"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/d/collegehumor.1fe1b1ad0d10f2452bc23c9df9c45cfa.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1799 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Amazing Beat Box Girl

Thu, 14 May 2009 15:01:00 -0400

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Cute Girl Flushes Fish

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 10:00:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1905356"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/1/collegehumor.f3903fb27dc0f07df86ed7e1490f13f6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 900 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Will Ferrell Crashes News Show

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:33:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904328"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/2/collegehumor.7f972e94ab0469a2cfe56042cea82f66.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 854 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Rapping Flight Attendant

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:39:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904098"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/b/collegehumor.bcc629f73bc5cd1993ceef8bba74d4c4.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2575 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Why You Should Always Log Out

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:00:00 -0500

School Account

This one is pretty intense and I questioned actually doing it for a solid 15 minutes, but in the end I had to do what I had to do. Plus, she sounds like a pretty annoying girl from the look of her course load so that helped ease my guilt.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-01-23 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 798 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

If that's not love then I don't know what is.

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:00:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1897095"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/6/collegehumor.4a444b6edbaa8c7b0c4b3c763cd67812.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1208186">annie</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 383 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Al Franken Pwns Ann Coulter

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 12:39:43 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896069"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/7/collegehumor.5edfaa9e74fa7c88269e1e075823dceb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 218 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Pig Fights Lion

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:21:00 -0400

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Show Me Your Genitals

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:48:54 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1817861"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/7/collegehumor.2c6af88c4ea3d016e4774457e99eb0b0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1009453">Jon Lajoie</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 877 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

GTA IV Stunts

Tue, 27 May 2008 15:58:10 -0400

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Lucky Game Show Contestants

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:45:00 -0400

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The Ten Commandments of College

Mon, 05 Apr 2004 00:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to live life as a college kid should. And God said unto him, follow these Ten Commandments and you shall be all a college kid is. And Student thanked God and it was good. And Student spread the Ten Commandments of College to all.

I- Thou Shalt Nap
And God gave unto Student a great gift, the gift of napping. God said to him, You shall spend half your day napping. You shall nap in class, in your room and in your friend's room. And God said, if you don't nap, you will not be able to stay up all night drinking. And Student said, Nap I shall, and it was good.

II- Thou Shalt Get Sick All the Time
Now God said to Student, you must be sick all of the time. And student said why. And God said unto him, you shall share drinks, stay up too late, drink too much and make out with people you don't know. Therefore, God said, you shall be sick all year round. But God said, blessed are the sick for they have partied the hardest. And it was good.

III- Thou Shalt Write Witty Away Messages
Student asked, but God, how will I show everyone that I am funny? And God said unto him, thou shall write witty away messages. God said to student, you shall never just say you are in the shower, you shall say you are getting wet and wild...in the shower. You shall never say you are at class, you shall say you are sleeping...in class. God said, if you do not write witty away messages, I shall smite you. Blessed are the funny, for they will get many girls to be their friends but never hook up with them. And it was good.

IV- Thou Shalt Wear a Hoodie
And then Student asked God, God how do I look like a college kid. And God said unto student, you must wear a hoodie, for it is a useful garment. And you shall never wash it either. Student asked God what kind of Hoodie should it be and God said, you shall own one with your school's logo on it and you shall own many others of varying colors and creeds. And Student was pleased and God was pleased.

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