Guy: Excuse me, Flo?
Girl: Uh, my name is Christy...
Guy: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Girl: No... it's Southern, I'm from Austin.
Guy: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!
Girl: Actually, it's in Texas.
Guy: Well suck me sideways!
Girl: Excuse me?
Guy: Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes.
Girl: Wow, are you a doctor?
Guy: Nope. My friend Harry and I are saving up money for a pet store.
Girl: Oh...
Guy: Yeah, One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih Tzu.
Girl: Yeah... Ha. Ha. You're funny. A Bull Shit, pretty original.
Guy: You're it.
Girl: What are you? 12?
Guy: You're it, quitsies!
Girl: You have a problem.
Guy: [hands over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Girl: I'm leaving.
Guy: I'm sorry; some little filly broke my heart.
Girl: Oh, I'm sorry. I know how you feel.
Guy: What's your last name? Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Girl: No, it's Johnson...
Guy: I was way off!
Girl: Yes, yes, you were.
Guy: So, what are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Girl: I just met you...
Guy: The first time I set my eyes on you I got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone you.
Girl: Goodbye!
Guy: Big Gulps huh? Welp, see ya later!
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