John tried to give Superman Kryptonite. Superman wasn't having it.
we left our friend's party and noticed a random homeless drunk guy passed out on the lawn.
Girl I got the right ant ticks to turn you on!
Here is the second installment of RejectedJokes.com's Assorted Jelly Beans - the one panel comic written by Ben Schwartz and brilliantly illustrated by Steve Dressler.
This cost me my inheritance, but it was worth it.
One of the defining characteristics of the traditional sitcom is the presence of three walls, which means driving a car through one of those walls is one of the most exciting things that can possibly happen. Here, collected for the first time...